You Know You're Turning Into Mew When...
You turn all pink and furry,
You start growing a long glowing tail,
And your vocabulary is limited to a high pitched squeak.
When all the girls at school give you non-stop hugs,
And you start living in the forest with all the bugs,
You start to fly round and round,
You are always stalked by your enemy called Mewtwo,
You develop a phobia of dogs,
Pokewatchers start taking photos of you.
You start to shrink whenever you go near red and white balls.
Then you dive into the ocean,
And is seen every 1000 years.
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