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yo mama so fat when she jumped into the ocean people in the beaches yelled free willy
yo mama so ugly yo daddy takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her good-bye
yo mama so fat when god said let there be he told her to move her fatass out of the way
yo mama so fat ur whole family lives in her belly button
yo mama so stupid she couldn't find herself looking in a mirror
yo mama so tall when she did a backflip she kicked jesus in the mouth
yo mama so small you could see her whole body in her id card
yo family so tiny when i dropped a pencil they said timber
yo mama so old i told her to act her age and she died
yo mama so ols her best friends were adam and eve
yo mama so ugly she made a blind kid cry
yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale
yo mama so stupid when she worked in the M&M Company she threw away all the E&W
yo mama so stupid she got trapped in the supermarket and she starved to death
yo mama so stupid she got trapped in the furniture store and she slepted on the floor
yo mama so ugly she joined a ugly contest and the manager said sorry no proffesionals
yo mama so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper
yo mama so old she owes god three bucks
yo mama so stupid when she was eating cherrios she thought the cereal was saying ooooooooo
yo mama so white she made casper look like a nega
yo mama so desperate she dated Kelly
yo mama so black when she wen t to night school they marked her absent
yo mama so stupid she thought a quaterback was a refund
yo mama so stupid she brought a spoon to the superbowl and said where's the soup?
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