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| There was once a plane with three people on it. There was a chinese a mexican and a american. The plane was low on fuel and the pilot told the passengers that they had to throw something off the plane. the chinese got his bike and threw it out the plane and he said i don't need that china has a lot of those. the mexican got his guns and drugs and threw it off the plane and said i don't need that mexico has a lot of those the american guy got the mexican guy and threw him off the plane and he said i don't need that america has a lot of those. there was once three mexican guys that didn't know any english and there were three american ladies and they were all in the same building. the first lady was a singer and she was saying mi mi mi mi mi the second lady was a waitress and she was saying forks and knives forks and knives the third lady was a ice cream lady and she was saying for $.50 for $.50. the three mexican guys didn't know any english so they remembered those lines. a guy came into the building and died and the police and asked who did it the first guy said me me me me me the police asked how did you do it and the second guy said forks and knives forks and knives the police asked why did you do it and the third guy said for $.50 for $.50. There was once a room where if you tell the truth and make a wish it would come true. if you tell a lie you disappear. the first girl was a red had and she said i think i'm the prettiest and i wasnt a car so she got a car, the second lady ws a brown head and she said i think i'm the smartest and i want a hotel so she got a hotel the third lady was a blonde and she said slowly "I Think" and boom she dissapeared the blonde told a lie when she said i think cause blode's don't think so she disappeared. Jamin is really gay and she is really gay she is gay and she eats dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is also in love with Ricky Zhou because She always rapes Ricky Zhou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you get if you cross Minnie Mouse with a Soft Drink? Minniesota What do you call a cow in a earthquake? A Milkshake Why did the boy write numbers on himself? He wanted his parents to count on him What did the worm say when he was in the shower? I want my water wormmer What's a snake's favorite game? Fangman Why is school out at three? Three strikes and your out What is the study of shopping called? Buyolgy How did the tree lose its bark? A dog used it What day of the week has the best weather? Sunday If you dropped a white hat in the Red Sea what happens to the hat? It gets wet What kind of people gets sick most? Germans (Germ-mans) What do you call a bull when it is sleeping? A Bulldozer I want candy |
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