When in doubt, select the chocolate flavor.
When establishing discipline for your child, reserve the harshest punishment for lying.
The time spent in obtaining the right tool always pays off.
Never judge a moral code by the behavior of those who don't fully comply with it.
Start all screws before tightening any.
When something goes wrong in an organization, assume the leadership is at fault.
Marriage really begins when you start having sex. Don't marry a stranger.
Never have more than one relationship at a time with any person.
If you cannot stop at just one drink, accept that for you the only safe number is zero.
Pay cash or do without.
Always keep your word.
Seek pleasure in quality, not quantity.
Never put off fixing a leak.
Always keep the receipt.
Travel on foot as much as possible.
Do not accept the inmate's account of the asylum, or the fox's report on the henhouse.
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