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Blonde joke of the month

This blonde lady walks into a store and goes up to an employee who works there. She says, "Ummm...excuse me. Can I buy that microwave over there?"

The man employee answers, "O sorry. We don't serve blondes here."

So...she goes home, and dyes her hair brown. She goes back up to the same employee at the same store and asks the same question. And she got the same answer back.

So....she goes home and shaves off all her hair. Then for the last time, she decides she'll go back to that store and ask again. "Can I buy that microwave over there?"

The employee answers, "Sorry, we don't serve blondes here."

"Well, how do you know that I am a blonde?" says the blonde.

"Because that's not a microwave. That's a television."

Some more blonde jokes..

1.Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?

To see what was on the other side.

2.How did the blonde try to kill the bird?

She threw it off of a cliff.

3.What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

This is a really cool site: www.coolquiz.com you'll find lots of fun thingys to do there, & check this site out: www.quizyourfriends.com for fun quizes, make your own quizes, and lotz more stuff!!

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Redneck jokes (YE HAW!)

You might be a Redneck if your stereo speakers used to belong to the Moonlight Drive-in Theater.

You might be a Redneck if you think fast food is killing a deer at the speed of 75 mph.

You might be a Redneck if you use a card table as your coffetable.

You might be a Redneck if you have the word "howdy" in your answering machine message.

You might be a Redneck if you think taking a bubble bath starts with eating beans for dinner.

You might be a Redneck if you or your family has appeared on Jerry Springer more than 12 times.

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