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yo mama fat
yo mama stupid jokes
YO MAMA SO UGLY
YO MAMA SO OLD
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| -YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT HE TOLD HER TO MOVE HER FAT ASS OUT OF THE WAY. -YO MAMA SO FAT PEOPLE JOG AROUND HER FOR EXCERCISE. -YO MAMA SO FAT ALL OF THE CHAIRS IN THE HOUSE HAVE SEATBELTS. -YO MAMA SO FAT AT THE ZOO THE ELEPHANTS STARTED THROWING PEANUTS AT HER. -YO MAMA SO FAT EVRY TIME SHE WERES HIGH HEELS SHE STRIKES OIL. -YO MAMA SO FAT HER ASS HAS A CONGRESS MAN. -YO MAMA SO FAT HER CEREAL BOWL CAME WITH A LIFE GUARD. -YO MAMA SO FAT IN A MAGAZINE SHES ON PAGE 4,5,6,7 AND 8. -YO MAMA SO FAT SHE CANT JUST WORK 1 CORNER SHE HAS TO WORK ALL 4. -YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT HIT WITH A TRUCK AND SAID WHO THROUGH THAT ROCK. -YO MAMA SO FAT SHE GOT LITTLE PEOPLE ORBITING AROUND HER. -YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN GOD CREATED HER AND THEN ON THE 7TH DAY HE RESTED. -YO MAMA SO FAT I SAW HER IN NEW YORK AND I TOLD A GUY IN LA AND HE SAW HER TOO. -YO MAMA SO FAT NO ONE CAN TALK BEHIND HER BACK. -YO MAMA SO FAT SHE'S ALWAYS FIRST IN LINE. -YO MAMA SO FAT SHE DOESNT WEAR A G STRING SHE WEARS G,H,I,J,AND K -YO MAMA SO FAT when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up -YO MAMA SO FAT she fell in love and broke it. -YO MAMA SO FAT her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs. -YO MAMA SO FAT when she plays hopscoch instead of 1 2 3...... its NY FL and LA. -YO MAMA SO FAT that her senior pictures had to be aerial view. -YO MAMA SO FAT when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. -YO MAMA SO FAT she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world -YO MAMA SO FAT she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. -YO MAMA SO FAT the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts. -YO MAMA SO FAT they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. -YO MAMA SO FAT she hoola-hooped the super bowl. -YO MAMA SO FAT she sets off car alarms when she runs. |
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