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YO MAMA SO UGLY
YO MAMA SO OLD
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-yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and and she died
-yo mama so old she has Jesus' beeper number
-Yo mama so old her social security number is 1
-yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
-Yo mama so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks
-yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook
-yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it
-yo mama so old she knew burger king when it was still a prince
-yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs
-yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals
-yo mama so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Little Mary will never amount to anything.
-yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper
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