the college years,rhymes with beers - They think its all back again, it is now!. - Comedy & Humor

Ohh so you come crawling back now!!!!!!just coz i did a little advertising, yes this is the comeback tour, im in ait writing stuff as i type here. Its good to be back

Allo my fellow webwankers. Welcome to my world.

COMIN SOON GAV angels in 'THE ARSE BANDIT'

GOTO 'THE ALBUM' in ROCKSTARS.

the album

Which song do ye want 2 hear?

Also my Big Brother on tour exclusives. A blo by blo account. Who'll get off with who. The betting and the piece de risistance 'The Truth'. All coming soon. Stay tuned webwankers.
Couple of questiopns that have troubled me and they do need answering. Not for me for for the sake of mankind. You can sign the guestbook or if privacy is needed email me captaincardboard@hotmail.com and I will change your name.

10 Questions i have about women(no offence) .

1. I have this friend(not me) who recently got the 'I just want to be friends' speech from this woman. He thinks 'o.k. she doesn't want to see me again so i will go'. Couple of weeks pass by and he goes out when she is out. Then she starts chatting to him. He thinks that she was comin on to him but he didn't want to 'look like a eoin' so he ignored it. Do actually women really do 'just want to b friends? or was she just desperate for a slice of the action. I would like your veiw. Sign guestbook. Interesting, huh.
2. Why do They refuse to understand the true meaning of 'air guitar' to 'summer of 69' by bryan Adams. Stupid people.
3. Why do they cut their hair when they are married.One conclusion from a webwanker(emmet) is Aliens. I dont think we should consider that as he also said he was goin to save the world from the invasion soon with his spaceship. GEEK.
4. Why does man try to find out what is goin on in space when the mind of the woman is more important and more needed for info.
5. Also at break are they planning a rebellion against the bra or something as they spend ages in their. (dont need to answer that. I believe Actions speak louder than words eg. Bra-Burning, Naked marathonsetc..
6. How big are the girls toilets. Like come on there must be about 50 go in at break-time.
7. Do women stuff their bra with money as they have no pockets? Just a rumour i heard.
8. Are all women a bit lesbian?(fantasy)
9. Are they in favour of a Threesome. 2 women and a guy(me).
10. Do they prefer baths or showers. (again a bit of a fantasy. Though it doesn't matter as i could do it on a kitchen sink(please).

Also the script that will change the world and put me on a par with the bealtles and the man who invented multipule orgasms(jesus, yeh I know, I know i am he)

Well this time I promise to post up photos up on the web. Due to shitiness of the last photos I coulod post them up. Butnow im goin out to the gurriers and getting my fake id. i will pull the womenand have the pictures to prove it. Pmlol.

Congratulations on reaching 900 visitors.

Realised how bad(all I could say without gettin beat) mctague has treated me i have decided to set up S.A.P.J.M. Society Against Paul (yes his real name is paul) James Mctague. Coming soon

. anyone who wants to become a webwanker please email me at captaincardboard@hotmail.com
pps. Please
ppps. It good to be here to be sure to be sure.

Found a porno site http://hompage.eircom.net/~jandsferbane/page15.html

This is porn.
all teenagers nice and sweatty. where am i? i here you ask. At the womens wet tshirt comp I tell u.

ppppppps. picture of jamie oliver before he got his hair cut on page 13.html
Aslo Curly(the lad in the uniform, Emmet (the lad beside him in the bastket ball court )and doolan(the lad in the grey top just staring at the lads looking a bit suss), run this page. Why.

Oh big news http://homepage.eircom.net/~jandsferbane/page14.html is the best yet.
Bottom row.
second from left.
wearing number 9, cause she cant count up to ten, .....the wicked bitch of the drive......purple nail varnish wearer.........All angelic looking........hair tied back.....ready to open a couple of cans of wip ass........not wearing her heart earings.....has her own page on this site.......of you haen't guessed yet.....

youll just have to see for yourself.
Notice that her tshirt is shorter than the other Thirts of the girls. Slut. Ahno only jokin. I hope shes well embaressed. Lol.
Mwn (Magnificent Wanking Material)..........not...only because it is all blurry.

And people say I do nothing for the school.

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