I HATE LOVEBUGS!!! I hate lovebugs Everytime I see an effing love bug I want to slap it in the face Watch it fall to the ground Crush it with my shoe They make a lovely crunchy sound They fly in the air Get stuck in my hair They decide to fuck there And all they do is multiply And the next generation does the same What purpose do they serve? Why are they here? To annoy me and everyone else? Yet having an everlasting orgasm in the air? I HATE LOVEBUGS!!!! I want to poke them in the eye With a little stick And pull them apart... Now whose the limp dick??? I HATE LOVEBUGS *crunch crunch* Like music to my ears!!! By Tiana and Brittany I Wish I had a Margarita A giant cup Of pineapple stuff Mixed with tequila Drink it all up YUM!!! Salt me up! I wish I had a margarita With 10 shots of tequila So I could get shit face And do whatever I want I wish I had a margarita No salt around the rim please Can't you understand me through slurred words? Or should I speak LOUDER? As I lay on the ground Surrounded in my own vomit I sit and think And think some more That someone would walk through the kitchen door To find me And help me Make another batch of MARGARITAS!!! I wish I had a margarita With 10 shots of tequila So I could get shit face And do whatever I want I wish I had a margarita No salt around the rim please Can't you understand me through slurred words? Or should I speak LOUDER? I wish I had a margarita With 10 shots of tequila So I could get shit face And do whatever I want I wish I had a margarita No salt around the rim please Can't you understand me through slurred words? Or should I speak LOUDER? Another Day in Paradise I'm surrounded by palm trees With little midget men at my feet Serving me my damned iced tea "You are so wonderful!" is what they're telling me Then all of a sudden Out of the blue There's this shadowy figure Stealing my sun It's YOU!!! Another day in paradise My life is wasted I'm sun baked and browned I look like a nigga Except my nose isn't as round Another day in paradise A place in my mind And there you are Stealing my sun As I lie there With little people fanning the air I wonder (I wonder) How do they sleep at night With they're pants on tight Don't they care That they're stopping circulation down there Another day in paradise My life is wasted I'm sun baked and browned I look like a nigga Except my nose isn't as round Another day in paradise A place in my mind And there you are Stealing my sun Daddy's Little Lover I was home alone Or so I thought Just lettng my brain sit and rot Then out of no where I hear this sickening sound I opened up his door and this is what I found Daddy's little lover isn't little at all It's long, hard and loud I can hear it down the hall Opening that door was my bigget mistake Playing that image over again is something I'm gonna hate Just like knowing that this whole time Daddy was gay I turned back around Not liking what my eyes were seeing As I ran faster I thought that I better start believeing I couldn't believe that this whole time it was right under my nose O GOD NO Daddy's little lover isn't little at all It's long, hard and loud I can hear it down the hall Opening that door was my biggest mistake Playing that image over again is something I'm gonna hate Just like knowing that this whole time Daddy was gay Daddy's gay I know that it's not that cool To know that he's watching you Daddy's gay Now it makes no sense To think of him and Jon as only "friends" Daddy's gay Daddy's gay Daddy's gay (little pink thing inbetween his thighs...I better shield my eyes) Daddy's little lover isn't little at all It's long, hard and loud I can hear it down the hall Opening that door was my biggest mistake So...I better just accept that Daddy's gay