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| Welcome to Dr. Kitty Tittus' Website |
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| Hi, I'm Dr. Kitty Tittus, well, actually I'm not really a doctor. I am currently going to school to become a "doctor of love", just kidding! Recently, I've become inspired to write porn. Some of my work is from my fantasies but I am interested in what turns other people on too. Don't be shy; send me your ideas, comments, but most importantly SEND YOUR STORIES to WorldofPorn69@hotmail.com. I mean, porn is the number one industry on the net, therefore if you don't do it, you'll be different and that's bad. As you can see this kitty is always playing around. Enjoy! | |||
| 65 Reasons To Have Sex Instead of Doing Anything Else | |||
| 1. You’re horny as hell. 2. It’s free. 3. It’s fun. 4. STD can actually stand for Sex Toy Deprivation 5. If you get pregnant, you can come up with fun names for the fetus, like Felix. 6. Julio the pool boy looks good in a speedo, as well as out. 7. It beats doing something nice for mankind. 8. We’re all gonna die anyway; you might as well have fun before you turn into a withering mass of decay. 9. Do you know anyone who is in healthy relationship who doesn’t have sex? 10. Porn is the number one industry on the internet; there’s a reason for that. 11. All the cool kids are doing it (they’re also doing drugs so you’ll have to do that too). 12. You are not religious, face it. 13. We’re all gonna go to hell. 14. It’s better than masturbation. 15. It’s necessary for procreation. 16. You can get paid for it. 17. You have nothing better to do. 18. We all want to be user friendly. 19. Because we all want to be in the Mile High Club. 20. Airport layovers are boring. 21. Two words: stress relief. 22. Can be used as a bribe. 23. To annoy the person who lives next to you. 24. For the cigarette afterwards. 25. For presents. 26. Free dinner! 27. Burn calories. 28. It’s a wonderful way to procrastinate. 29. There are many positions to try. 30. You learn more than in P.E. 31. Because it's not nice to be a prick tease. 32. You're too drunk to know better. 33. You're too stoned to know better. 34. You're too stupid to know better. 35. You're too young to know better. 36. It's your job. 37. It’s not your job. 38. Because the Bowl-O-Rama closes at 8:00. 39. Because your boyfriend said, "Prove that you love me." 40. Revenge. 41. Because your teacher said it would make you special. 42. To get someone arrested. 43. To keep the good genes in the family. 44. To get back at your parents/rebel. 45. Because you’re the last virgin in high school. 46. You can't resist a man in uniform. 47. You're easy. 48. You're mother-in-law keeps asking for children. 49. Because sheep can be so boring. 50. Who the hell needs a reason to have sex? 51. If you don't do it you'll be different and that's bad. 52. He said he wouldn't tell anyone. 53. You go to a single-sex school. 54. It's been 2 days. 55. You just got out of prison. 56. You feel bad for someone. 57. To get a promotion. 58. You don't want to let your little sister beat you to it. 59. It's your bachelor party. 60. Because it's satisfying to brag to your friends, "I just got laid." 61. What else is the back seat for? 62. Another kid means another tax deduction. 63. It's what Zambonis were made for. 64. It's great inspiration to write porn. 65. You're horny as hell. |
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