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| >>> > THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS: >>> > Chain Letter Type 1: (scroll down) > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > Make a wish!!! > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > Really, go on and make one!!! > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > Oh please, they'll NEVER go out with you!!! > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > Wish something else!!! > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > Not that, you pervert!! > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > Is your finger getting tired yet? > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > STOP!!!! > Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make >>>you >feel >>>guilty, > here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to >>>5096 people > in > the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat and then >thrown >>>off a > high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, you >know, >>>THIS > letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! > Here's how it goes: > >> >>> > *Send this to 1 person: One person will be pissed off at you for > sending him/her a stupid chain letter. > >> >>> > *Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be pissed off at you >for >>>sending > them a stupid chain letter. > >> >>> > *5-10 people: 5-10 people will be pissed off at you for sending >them >>>a > stupid chain letter. > >> >>> > *10-20 people: 10-20 people will be pissed off at you for sending them >>>a stupid chain letter. > >> >>> > *20 to 674, 951 1/2 people: 20 to 674, 951 1/2 people will be >pissed >>>off > at > you for sending them a stupid chain letter. > >> >>> > >> >>> > Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!! > >> >>> > ------------------------------------------------------ > >> >>> > Chain Letter Type 2 > Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. >>>You see, there is >a >>> > starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, >no >>> > legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, >>> > because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be >donated to >>>the > Little > Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from >Baklaliviatatlaglooshen >>>Fund. > Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all bull. > So go on, reach out. > >> >>> > Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder- >if >>>you > accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. > >> >>> > Thanks again!! > >> >>> > ------------------------------------------------------ > >> >>> > Chain Letter Type 3 > >> >>> > Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. >This >>> > is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not > as many little 8 year olds writing chain letters. So this is >how it >>> > works. > Pass this on to 1,5067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible > will > happen to you like: > >> >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > Queer Horror Story #1 > Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school >>>on Saturday. She had recently > received this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a >crack in >>>the > sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a >>>flood of > poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell > nasty, she died. > >> >>> > This Could Happen To YOU!!! > >> >>> > Queer Horror Story #2 > Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and > ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his > boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and >went >>>to > hell. They continued to suffer in hell where they were both >cursed >>>to eat > adorable kittens every day for eternity. > >> >>> > This Could Happen To You!!! > >> >>> > Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just send > this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be >OK. >>> > >> >>> > >> >>> > ------------------------------------------------------- > >> >>> > Chain Letter Type 4: > >> >>> > As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every >one >>>of your > friends. > >> >>> > Friends > >> >>> > -A friend is an angel, someone who is always at your side, > -A >>>friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like >poop, >>> > -A friend is someone who likes you even though you're >disgustingly >>>ugly, > -A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled > yourself, > -A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your > loser life, > -A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you > should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs, > -A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the > check and leaves and doesn't speak much English, no sorry that's >the >>> > cleaning lady, > -A friend is not someone who sends you chain letters because he wants his > wish of his crush doing the nasty with him to come true. >> >>> > >> >>> > -------------------------------------------------------- > >> >>> > There. Now that we've covered and dumped on the four main types >of >>>chain > letters, onto the ironic part. In order for this to get any popularity, > send it on!!! If you don't think it was funny at all, don't >bother, >>>but > otherwise forward this sucker to everyone you know!! > >> >>> > If you don't, I don't care, but why not show this around? Take >two >>> > minutes > and forward it. Thanks! > >> >>> > Remember, the moral of the story is, if you get a chain letter, > >>>ignore it. If it's a joke or something, send it, sure, but if >it's >>>gonna > make people feel guilty (i.e. the willieless boy from > Baklaliviatatlaglooshen) > or nervous (i.e. Miranda Pinsley who ended up in a waterfall of turds) > just > delete it. Do yourself a favor, and everyone else in the world, >and >>>say, >> >>> > "#$@%CHAIN LETTERS!!" > |
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