A guy who has never ate a hot peper in his life decides he is going to try one so he buys a jar and then he thinks "what if i need something to cool off my mouth" so he thinks a minute and says "what is better than ice cream" so then he goes home and he gets one out and he eats it. so he stands there a minute and then he says "this ain't so bad" and thats when it hits him and he grabs the ice cream and he starts eating it and he eats the entire carton. so that night he goes to take a dump and his butthole starts burning and he yells "COME ON ICE CREAM" COME ON ICE CREAM". |