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Hi... I am Waddles Da Talking Penguin, but you may know me as Dj, K-mart Crap, Dip $***, Fat @$$ (*giggles*...but only my sister can call me those 2!!!), Phat D (my gang name...not really...seriously. *looks around nervously*), and some other random things that my friends think of!

Ok... the full point of this website is to... uhh... well there is no full point other than randomness-ness-ness Randomness-ness-ness is fun and it soothes the mind and soul. : )

Anyway I am part of a family of 1, 2, 3... umm... 17 people! There's my mom, dad, two sisters, grandma, two frisky yet lovable cats, a meddling dog (just like the one from Scooby-Doo!), two fish, four frogs, hermit crab ( it's probably gonna die soon 'cause no one likes it), and two tamagotchis! Most of these pets are not really mine. Actually they belong to my parents, grandma and siblings but since I am the 'disliked' one in the family, I DON'T GET ONE! *gasp* *pant* *takes plasma grenade and chucks it at Mr. Green, the innocent yet conniving butcher from down the lane* There. Ha. Vengeance!

I know what you are thinking.... oh yes I do because I'm stalking you and I'm right outside your window!!! Like Clay Aiken! *winks* Okay..not really but back to the "I know what your thinkin" subject. You're thinking about how rude it was of me to say the hermit crab is gonna die, weren't you... weren't you... WEREN'T YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Sorry... went a bit psycho there... anyway, it's my little sister's and she never takes care of it because it ended up in my room and I don't feel like taking her responsibilities for it anymore so DIE IT SHALL!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! *hack* *wheeze* *cough* *twitch* ... ok well... there's my life story for ya (not really but I'm not stupid enough to give out super-personal info for all you old men ready to find out my deepest darkest secrets and stalk me until I die!) To see all the links I randomly put on here, go click the links! Woah... that was kinda obvious, durt! (asking about the "durt"? it's like durr but add a "t" sound at the end! Wow... there goes Mrs. Obvious again!) Explore my site, you inferior being! ; ) (2-7-05) Just making an update on my bio... my family members went down to 15 recently because the hermit crab died (just as I predicted) and my grandma's dog, Bridgette, died. *sniffle*\

(3-23-05) In the guestbook please write who you are and whoever sent one on march 9th about a forgotten name i need to kno who you are to be able to add you!!! just send another one saying who you are. THX!!!



A crush or two:

Guess what? I have a crush on two people! It used to be three, but I totally gave up on the third (if I ever talk about him, his name will be ReDiShBrOwNiShPuRpLeIsH) Both of these other people are in drama club, but one is a silly, little crush that I'm hoping to get over because my friends are ragging on me about (we will refer to him as eLvIs). My other gushy crush (he will be referred to as simply SoS) I am also teased about by my cruel friends but I don't care because I can imagine me loving him forever. Anyway, they are both HOT (at least I think so) and they are sweet and kind and stuff like that aka the ideal boyfriend!!! SoS is also one of my bestest friends in the whole wide world, so he might be reading this if i give him the sitename (muahaha) or he gets a hold of it from someone else I give it to! SoS... if you are reading this... well... yeah... umm... ack I don't know what to say!!! *blush* Ok, people other than SoS, do this poll for me!!! : )

SoS Poll
What Should I Say To SoS That Might Possibly Make Him Attracted To Me?

Just say it! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! *say it giddy and obsessively*
Say nothing! If you said anything he'd know WAY too much!!!
Don't say anything... get into action!!! Flirt a little!!! *wink wink wink*
What do you think I am? A LOVE EXPERT?!?!?!? Go away, you psycho!!!!!!!!!
Why do you want SoS for?!?!? I'm the hot one around here!
I say strap him to a chair and force him to propose to you! VIOLENCE WORKS!
Now where is my large, metal bat...? *grins manaically*
I know SoS and I say don't bother with him! He's ugly and smells bad too.
Blah blah blah your needs... all I care about is my sexy online boyfriend!
I say you should- OMG MI KaT GUsT BRDAKED! (you may need a translator)
Wait a second, I AM SoS!!! Woah, I didn't know you were that obsessive!
Other (if you choose this... tell me what to do in my guestbook)

Did you do that? GOOD! Now search the rest of my site in joyfullness!!!

(sometime in january) OMG guess what stupid thing i did? i let one of my friends ask SoS out for me!!!! i think he said no but im not exactly sure... n e way grr i am so stupid!!! *wack in head* oww....

(2-7-05) Oh crap... Guess what? I DON'T LIKE eLvIs ANYMORE! I like a really tall guy that has long hair and he is in my science class and lives near me! We shall call this new hottie TaLL GuY.

(2-19-05) God I'm stupid... I asked TaLL GuY out on thew 15th and he turned me down!! And right after Valentine's Day when I gave him a Valentine's Day lollypop, too!!! man i am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo stupid! *bangs head on computor desk until unconcious*



Yes, I am a werido...but you know what?????? I DON'T CARE!

I'll run around in hippie pajamas for all I care! Wait...where did I put those?

Hey! Anybody who isn't into Neopets already and wants to be, click this link!!! DON'T just go to the site please! If you click this link, they will know that I reccomended it to you and I get rewards!! :) so pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassse click this!!!

waddlesdapenguin357 got their Neopet at http://www.neopets.com



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SHOUTOUTS

Shoutouts to all my friends!!! All of you guys have improved my life in some odd way and I thank you for that!!!


Kanako I.

Brian S.

SoS

Diana D.

Jessica V.

Mallory F.

Cassie S.

Sam S.

Amanda F.

Amanda C.

Robbie O.

Rebecca V.

Nikki K.

eLvIs

Lauren M.

Lauren R.

Meghan K.

Jessica C.

Crista C.

Grace S.

Gabbi D.

Anthony C.

And anyone else I forgot!!!!!!! (tell me in my guestbook if I forgot you)


My Updates:

2-7-05 Holy crap guess what?! THERE'S SOMETHING WORTH READING ON EVERY PAGE!!! WACAWACAWACAWACAWACAWACAWACA!



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