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| TO YOUR PARENTS__ -"Gee, thanks for letting me borrow your car-oh...um, by the way, you didn't really like the rear fender that much, did you?" -"If you insist on lecturing me in that tone, I'm gonna have to smack you" -"You know, I was just wondering: How long do you think it takes for an arrest to be wiped from your record?" -"I know you said that credit card was for emergencies only...does that include shoe-related emergencies?" -"Mom, do you think the kitchen is just gonna clean it's self?" -"So...do you guys still do it?" TO A POLICE OFFICER__ -"I wasn't speeding, I'm just in a hurry" -"Where do you keep the donuts? I'm starving!" -"Blue is soooo not your colour!" -"This is such a waste of tax dollars. Let's not kid ourselves--I didn't like, kill anybody" -"Would that be a bad time to tell you that your zipper's down?" -"Sure, sure, Screw the little guy. If I were Britney Spears, you wouldn't have blinked an eye after I made an illegal U-turn on that guy's lawn." -"Okay, wiseguy, why don't you just shoot me already?" TO YOUR TEACHER__ -"Yes, I do have a question. Is that your real hair?" -"Really, could you be any more boring?" -"Oh, please, My Dad is so much smarter then you." -"Honestly, do you think we'reever gonna use this stuff in real life?" -"I don't like the term 'cheat sheet' It implies I've done something wrong." -"I was out really late last night, so if you don't mind, I'm just gonna rest my head on the desk" -"I would have come to class yesterday, but I thought I would disturb the learning process with my snoring" -"If you call on me again, I'm going to have to report you to the principal" TO YOUR BEST FRIEND__ -"Great news, I liked your prom dress so much I bought the exact same one!" -"Wow, your dad is such a hottie...Can I have his cell phone number?" -"When you said I shouldn't tell anyone your deep, dark secret you ment anyone you don't trust, right!?!? 'Cause I didn't tell anyone bad. Well, not too bad" -"I'm glad you tried that diet before I did.Now I know it doesn't work" -"You know what I just realized? You have the weirdest head shape!" -"Here's the maxi pad I borrowed last week" -"Owww! That zit on your chin's gotta hurt!" -"Your boyfriend asked me to check his body for skin cancer, I thought it might be a little strange, him being nude and all, but you don't mind...Right???" -"Your big sis is like the prettiest girl on the planet...You must really hate her" TO YOUR BOYFRIEND__ -"I had this really steamy dream last night about (his best friend's name here) -"Susan's boyfriend is really hot, but, um, your a lot, lot sweeter!" -"When we agreed that this was an exclusive rellationship we didn't sign anything, right???" -"After finals are over, what do you say we start talking about where we'll raise our family??" -"That's funny, I could have sworn your name was Bryan" -"If that chick looks at you again, I'm gonna run her over with your car" -"Gosh, you's think by my 12th boyfriend I would have this relationship think down pat..." TO YOUR WAITER__ -"I'd like a poppy seed bagel with the poppy seeds on the side" -"Is the party room available for an animal sacrifice?" -"would you mind cutting up my food and letting me call you mummy?" -"You can stop kissing up to me, I'm not giving you a big tip!" -Pee-yew! Either this food is completely rotten or you forgot to wear deoderant today!" -"I think I'll just have an ice water and a few packs of free crackers" -"Could you repeat the specials again? I just love the sound of your voice" -"All done, I'm ready for my flossing now!" This site does not promote saying ANY of these phrases. This is just humor!!!! |
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