IS IT THE END OF THE EARTH PREPARE YOURSELF FOR FIRE, HUNGER AND BLOOD BUT BEST OF ALL THIS SITE IS BROUGHT TO U BY DANNY SHAW - You will have to come back soon if you go because im building it at the moment remember to vote as well plz. - Fantasy

ONE NIGHT A BLOKE TAKES HIS GIRLFRIEND HOME. WHILE THEY ARE KISSING GOOD NIGHT IN THE PORCH HE STARTS TO FEEL ABIT HORNEY. SO, HE RESTS HIS HAND AGAINST THE WALL AND, SMILING,SAYS TO HIS BIRD, "WILL U GIVE ME A BLOW JOB"
"ARE YOU TOTALLY NUTS?" SHE HISSES."MY PARENTS WILL SEE ME!"
"COME ON,"HE SAYS, "DON'T BE SILLY. THEY WONT BE ABLE TO SEE US AT THIS HOUR, IN THE DARK NEITHER WILL ANYONE ELSE"
HER:"NO PLEASE. WHAT IF WE GET CAUGHT?"
HIM:"BUT NOBODY IS ABOUT, EVERYONE'S ASLEEP!"
HER:"NO CHANCE, IT'S JUST TO RISKY!"
HIM:"IM BEGGING YOU..."
SUDDENLY THE LIGHT ABOVE THE DOOR GOES ON, AND THE GIRLS SISTER APPEARS IN HER PYJAMAS, HAIR DISHEVELLED, AND IN A SLEEPY VOICE SAYS,"DAD SAYS TO GIVE THE BASTARD A BLOW JOB. OTHERWISE I CAN TRY IT. OR IF NEED BE, HE'LL SEND MUM DOWN TO DO IT, BUT FOR GODS SAKE TELL THE STUPID TWAT TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE INTERCOM OR NONE OF US IS GOING TO GET ANY SLEEP TONIGHT!"

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