Jordan Lurie- the most talented writer and creator of all the original Ubeer Man characters. Also attractive. Also very short, like me. Indigo Nelson- Jordan's coworker and creator of most Uber-man characters, she can also draw really good. Indigo: Indigo is also super crazy. Hey, look!! Spiderman is dancing!! Don't stop shimmeying Spiderman!!!!!!!!! We prefer not to give our e-mail addresses on the site for our own personal resons. So, mind your own business you morons! I hate that stupid winking bear!!! I just want to pop that winking eye out with a fork. Wink this you retarded bear!!!!! BEEEEEEP!!! This program has been canceled due to errors in sattlite connections. Jordan: We have a sattellite? Don't worry, the winking bear will suffer in hell! Converse-wearing devil hell! Indigo: These are the lyrics to numa numa provided by Indigo Dragostea Din Tei (Phonetics) by O-Zone album: Dragostea Din Tei Lyrics (Phonetics) Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha 1) Allo, salut, sint yel, un hydook, she teraw, youbeera mah, primesh der, vericheera, 2) Allo, Allo, sint yel, Picasso, Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek [Chorus] vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay 3) Desoon, set spoon, cheseet, ah kum Allo, youbeera mah, sint yel, vericheera 4) Allo, Allo, sint yarshio, Picasso, Tiam dat beep, she sen voynic, un dar sege ti notes cher nimeek [Chorus] vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa iay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha Mi-a-hii Mi-a-huu Mi-a-haa Mi-a-ha ha [Chorus] vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay vrais a pleche dar numa numa i-ay numa numa i-ay numa numa numa i-ay kipul tow she dragosta din tay, ma mintesc day oki ti-ay Jordan: Indigo the song is called "mai ai hei". YELLOW SNOWMAN!!! OMFG! It's a goddamn kitty!