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fly eyes
friends forever
The Anna Page
The Rita Page
In Loving Mermory of Jaquese
It wasnt MY VH1 awards
What a terrible world
REMIX REVOLUTION yo yo
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| What's with the FLY EYES? |
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| "Only fly (eyes) for freedom..." -Bono," Walk on" |
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| Some of the less fortunate of you may not even know what this revolutionary item, a fly eye, is. Think back, little johnny, to the time when you were but a youngster at the county fair. Remember how you really shouldn't have won the spin to win game, but that man with the greasy white shirt, very little teeth, and a beer belly handed you that small funnel shaped object with the many facets in which you could see the world through a fly's perspective? [OPEN PARENTHESES(Anna had much trouble reading the previous sentence in one DEEP breath) CLOSE PARENTHESES] Or the time when you discovered that high-quality piece of top of the line plastic toy in your McDonald's Happy Meal? It really made you HAPPY, didn't it. If these two situations do not ring a bell, then you must have received one from your cousin on blessed Christmas day (or Chanukhah if you aren't big on Jesus) like Rita did. Do you have the satisfying image of the moment you first encountered the joyous fly eye yet? My excellent sensory perception details MUST have aroused something inside of you. We have a difficult time finding a man in their lives who appreciates this cherished gift from God as much as we do. We took out a personal ad, which left us the very steep debt seeing we had (and never have or ever will) internet mula. We are unfortunatley still two lonley maids without a fly-boy in our field or crazy vision. In our desperation, we turned to the only love we'd ever known (besides Billy Corgan's) of the illustrious fly eye. After we hired the illegal "helper" monkeys, we began to slave away for what would become the most technologically advanced fly eye known to the human race. We call it the "Industrial FLEYE-A-NATER," architecturally designed for your viewing pleasure. These supirior fly eyes come in a dazzling array of crystalyzied colors: radiant ruby, vivid violet, electrifying emerald, tantalizing topaz, dazzling diamond, smashing silver (PUN INTENDED), allustrious aqua, and (personally, our favorite, and named in loving memory of "Fat Motha Lovin' Papa" Jurusaphat Uzbaques) jurusaphat jade. "Thru the Eyes" is actually a metaphor that ties all aspects of our whole being together. Now, what does that really mean on simpleton terms? Since we are in the fly eye business, we wanted this website to portray our obsession with the importance of new perspectives, and also make reference to one the most utterly gorgeous songs ever made "THRU THE EYES OF RUBY." (note: we do understand that thru is actually spelled 'through' but it's the title of the song and the prominent relation to our lives that we could possibly deifne unto you.) Do you realize this whole page could/should have been summed into 5 simple sentences: 1. A fly eye is good. 2. We own a factory. 3. The title of the site is a song. 4. We are nuts. 5. We only speak in run-on sentences. |
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