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| Hey yo females out there, what y`all doin? You`ve come to this page so I guess you wanna have some advice about boys.Well, I`m not exactly a boy expert but I do know a lot about them. They have just as bad mood swings as women, that`s for certain (no boy will actually agree with this but you know its true!)There are five types of guys in this world and here`s a brief low down on the lot! Type 1: The boffin  This guy is sweet but his know-it-all nature may be annoying to some. He is a good friend, someone to rely on who will always be unbiased and will only work with logic and dodgy Greek geezer`s math theorems but never-the-less, he is sensitive and lives in a shell as he is shy from all the usual teasing about being clever. Although great company, they don`t usually make great boyfriend material. (I`m not saying don`t go out with one, I`m just saying be wary of his ways) Type 2:The self-obsessed These blokes are really bugging most of the time. Not all are (for instance, Darren off Big Bro. might be a little vain but he`s such a sweetie. Then again, I would say that, having a weakness of dark men!) but most are. They are always gazing lovingly into the mirror, running their fingers passionately through their own hair, whispering sweet nothings into their own ear and are basically a waste of time if you wanna hold a conversation that isn`t completely about them. Typical conversation. Girl:I`m glad you turned up tonight, the movie`s gonna be great. Boy:You know, some people tell me that I look like Bruce Willis. Girl:They do?Oh, OK then, what about me? Boy:You remind me of someone who once said I looked dead gorgeous. Girl:I do?Oh, OK, did you see the footie match? Boy:I`m brilliant at football you know. Girl:You are?Oh, OK, I like your jacket. Boy:Cheers. Let`s talk about you now. What do you think of my gorgeous body? By this time the girl has had enough and wishes to God she was at home. So never get mixed up with these types of guys. Type 3: The popular girl worshipper. This guy is usually very very good looking but is too wrapped up in the "popular" girl who tends to be quite pretty but usually a real slut. He pays no attention to anybody else and spends his life following her around (much to her pleasure) and flirting his pants off (or boxers if you prefer). He gets very confident as the "popular" girl will lead him on and then let him drop. However gorgeous he is, girls, do not fall for him, trust me, I`ve been there, it turns into depression after so long. Type 4:The prat  This guy is totally annoying and is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO immature its not worth thinking about! He plays stupid jokes,gets on everybody`s nerves (but thinks everyone loves him) and is a right attention seeker. He will tease you and try and make you feel small (if he succeeds then read our "anti-walkover" page which shows you how to not let youself be treated like dirt) and annoyed but he thinks you love him really. Stay away from him, he`ll get you in trouble one day! Type 5:Romeo! Any other guy who isn`t in any of those categories falls under here. You see, in our minds we have a list of boys we would go out with but don`t fancy. You like them as friends and they`re usually quite sweet, caring and treat you well. You can`t get enough of their company and you find them dead funny. But then there is the ultimate ROMEO of all time (for me and Ezzie, this would be a tallish, black, gorgeous guy with the greatest sense of humour, a romantic nature and someone who loves us to bits). This could be anyone and usually they live only in your dreams so you have to find a replacement which you usually do even though he`s nothing like ROMEO! Well, there you have it girls, the lowdown on guys! There`ll be more up soon so watch this space! |
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