stop right now! i know what you are thinking! This site is dedicated to all of the little people that worship me. Their names are Gabrielle and Mike. Cilla could also be included but she stopped worshipping me when I shrunk her silk trousers.
Secondly I would like to announce that I will be making a special appearance on Ready Steady Cook.
Please do not hesitate to leave me a message on my message board but stop and think if you are going to put something offensive coz I'll chew your legs off! Email me too so it looks like I have friends.
A big hello to the boy named Nancy, (yes, you know who you are)
happy shopping!
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