LINDSAY LOHAN: Lindsay Lohan infuriated her directors and fans when she skipped the movie premiere of Herbie fully loaded in london where hundreds of lindsay lohan wanna-be's stood huddling together to keep warm, they had starved themselves to look exactly like lindsay who only weighs 91 pounds. "We're getting tired of her selfishness, her obsession with her weight, and the rumors about her cocaine use," he said. "Pound for pound she's the most self-centered, high-maintenance actress in Hollywood, and that's saying a lot. I wouldn't be surprised if she did a Courtney Love before too much longer."
BRITNEY SPEARS:HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears, not content to let her sister, Jamie-Lynn, break the news that Britney is due to give birth to her first baby in September. The birth will be televised on a special two-hour live segment of her reality show, Britney and Kevin: Chaotic. Spears told reporters that she was "taking this high-risk artistic move in an effort to claim ownership of our own miracle."
"Rather than allowing the False Tabloids?© to control and distort the coverage of this unique event," said Spears, "we have decided to provide our fans with the actual raw, maybe even yucky, footage and let them come to their own conclusions."
Spears' publicist, Sonia Muckle, immediately praised the decision for its courage and artistic daring.
"This is an Emmy-worthy innovation," said Muckle. "No artist but Britney would have the courage to be this vulnerable."
Redstone was quick to point out that Spears' delivery would be handled "entertainingly, not like some dull educational production on the Discovery Channel." The Kevin Federline's Dancers will open and close the show. MTV news correspondent and hip-hop artist Sway Calloway will handle play-by-play announcing. Color commentary will be provided by The Daily Show's host, Jon Stewart. Paris Hilton has been signed to do roving interviews outside the CBS studio where the delivery will take place.
With a lineup like that, the show will be a smash even if the baby's born with a club foot," joked comedienne and fashionista Joan Rivers. After making a tasteless comment about finding out whether Britney is a real blonde, Rivers added, "I pity the person who has to do the makeup and comb-out for that gig."
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