The Cowboy
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt,
hat, jeans, spurs and chaps went to a bar and
ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his
whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him.
After she ordered her drink she turned to the
cowboy and asked him,
"Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied,
"Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch,
herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences,
I guess I am." After a short while he asked
her what she was. She replied,
"I've never been on a ranch so I'm not a
cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole
whole day thinking about women. As soon as I
get up in the morning I think of women, when
I eat, shower, watch TV, EVERYTHING seems to
make me think of women."
A short while later she left and the cowboy
ordered another drink. As he sat sipping it,
deep in thought and with a look of disbelief
and wonder on his face, a couple sat down next
to him and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?" To which he which he
replied,
"I always thought I was, but I just found out
that I'm a lesbian."
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A married couple went to the hospital together
to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival,
the doctor said he had invented a new machine
that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor
pain to the father of the baby. He asked if they
were willing to try it out. They were both very
much in favor of it.
The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even 10 percent was probably more
pain than the father had ever experienced before.
But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine,
so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up
a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to
20 percent pain transfer. The husband was still
feeling fine.
The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure
and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing
at this. They decided to try for 50 percent.
The husband continued to feel quite well. Since
it was obviously helping out his wife considerably,
he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain
to him.
The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually
no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic.
When they got home, the mailman was dead on
their porch.
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