Well, our leader is Bunny Hannibal (also known as Stupid Blond, Ranger Nun or Dark Shivers), and we are always getting new members. Keep recruiting, so in the end, we will have MANY members! We have like... let's see... 16... I'm confused coz we had more... Anyway, we formed this guild a while ago. We would like you all to help others from our guild, because if you don't help, then who will? I mean, one of us has to start helping. Many of us already are. But if you take, you have to give. And don't bite the hand that feeds you. That's our quote (I think). Anyway, we are not only building up to be the best guild, but we also have the best name. Don't you think? I mean, no one except for our genious leader would come up with such a name. If you look at other names, they're all... weird... and don't even make sense! Ours is cool! Well that's it for now. Have a look around the site, and tell us what you think, and what you want to change!

Hello! We are very proud to be able to show you this page! We just made it, and are still editing it... Anyways, in our cool guild, Sober Santas Drunken Helpers, we are tryna help you all and make the game as fun as possible. Helping does NOT mean that we will give you 3K a day, or load you with tons of gifts. We might do this, but more likely, helping means that we help you with quests, missions, running, farming etc. We give up time for you, for free (but of course we accept tips). You have to think of it this way: we also want to have fun, and not spend our lives giving out free stuff. We bought the game for a reason. Same as you did.