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| I got most of these from friends, aren't they funny? If you have some e-mail me at: jborland@limpbizkit.com Hope you like them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo Momma Is So Fat... She sat on a rainbow and it rained skittles. When she gets on a scale It says One at a time please. The scale says We dont do live stock. She had to be baptized at Sea World. When she went to the all you can eat buffet they had to install speed bumps. When her beeper went off everyone thought she was backing up. Yo Momma So Dumb... If you want her to laugh on Friday, You need to tell her a joke on Monday. She thought James Bond was a banker. She thinks shes bad because she stole free samples. She asked me what kind of jeans i had on and i said "guess" and she said," ummm.... levi's?" Yo Momma Is So Old.... She used to live in the land before time. When she ran track in high school she was timed with a sundial. When she was in school there was no history class. Yo Momma So Ugly... Everytime she looks outside the sun runs for it's life. |
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