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Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized .

Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

Yo momma so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets

Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th

Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo momma so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.

Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

Yo momma so fat she's got Amtrak written on her leg.

Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo momma so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!

Yo momma so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping

Yo momma so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.

Yo momma so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo momma so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo momma so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo momma so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo momma so fat she lays on the beach and greenpeace tried to push her back in the water

Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo momma so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures

Yo momma so fat she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard.

Yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles.

Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo momma so fat she hoola-hooped the super bowl.

Yo momma so fat she was baptised in the ocean.

Yo momma so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it.

Yo momma so fat when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock?"

Yo momma so fat when she stands in a left-turn lane it gives her the green arrow!

Yo momma so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!

Yo momma so fat we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay because we dressed her as a Chevrolet.

Yo momma so fat she was Miss Arizona -- class Battleship

Yo momma so fat she accidently got a 747 caught in her teeth

Yo momma so fat to her "light food" means under 4 Tons

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends

Yo momma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

Yo momma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

Yo momma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo momma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

Yo momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.

Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.

Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."

Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

Yo momma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

Yo momma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.

Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book

Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to get rid of the 7 day itch.

Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler"

Yo momma so stupid it take her a week to get rid of a 24hr virus

Yo momma so stupid it take her a day to cook a 3 minute egg

Yo momma so stupid She has to ask for help to use hamburger helper

Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home.

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