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( OOC You know it's another night all by myself with a bottle of grape MD 20/20. Every morning I wake up and say man I'm not gonna drink tonight , and I always find myself at the liquor store , and back in front of this computer. I'm really not your typical computer geek kinda guy , I'm cool , good looking , have a beutiful girlfriend and so on... But I ended up in the hospital and here I am.. My girlfriend went away with her parents and I decided to go out with the guys for old time sakes and where did it get me , in jail... So I'm gonna get fat , grow a beard and run this fed , that way hopefully I will stay out of trouble. So for whoever is still with me , please join me in having some fun. Living in a fantasy world and pretending we are something we are not , Professional Wrestlers ...Now back to your regular scheduled PPV .....)

Da Brozz -vs- X-Treme Inc.
Guy " While you guys we're switching pages Da Brozz made there way to the ring. X-Treme's music is playing but nobody is coming out."

SiD " Here comes Madman with both belts and no Bandit. Is he gonna fight alone , why can't Mad Dog fill in for Bandit ???"

Guy " We have bad news about Mad Dog which will be announced at a later date.. No , the bell is ringing Madman is gonna fight alone. He gets the upper hand on Test by whipping him into the ropes and landing a nice flying cross body !!"

SiD " The Rock is right this fed is going to s--- !!!!!"

Guy " We have seen worse times , The Prez ran this fed when we had just three or four members He said as long as he has breath in his lungs The RMWF will live on..."

SiD " He's not gonna have breath in his lungs if he gets back on drugs !!!"

Guy " How many times do I have to tell you he's an ex-drug addict ..."

SiD " Oh yeah and he got arrested the other night for J-walking !!!"

Guy " Madman with a press slam he is looking good."

Riley " I fhe can prevent Test from making a tag maybe he can pull this off."

SiD " Fat chance , he's cooked ..."

Guy " Madman just got grabbed by Goldust and Test comes in with a knee to the mid section. Test makes a tag and Goldust is in the ring."

SiD " Goldust is the European Champ Madman is in trouble !!!!!"

Guy " Madman was our first TV Champ don't count him out."

SiD " Oh yeah and look at that back breaker by Goldust ..."

Guy " Goldust is putting on the punishment now , here is a power bomb , followed by a pile driver. The pin and OH MY GOD MADMAN KICKED OUT !!!!!! "

Riley " Goldust is outraged , he is kicking and punching Madman with no end..."

Guy " Goldust sets Madman up for a DDT but Madman with a small package 1..2...kick out by Goldust. Goldust makes the tag and in comes Test. He gives Madman a few chops and sends him into the ropes. Madman ducks a clothesline comes off the ropes and another flying cross body , but Test grabs him and gives him a shoulder breaker."

SiD " This is sad why doesn't Madman give up , X-Treme Inc. is dead !!!!!!!"

Guy " No . X-Treme Inc. will never be dead !!!!! Test with a Atomic drop , then a double ax handle which sends Madman to his knee's. Test gives Madman a nkee to the face and the mad one is down !!!!!! Here comes a Testosterone slam and a cover 1...2...3.... It's all over , we have new tag team champs !!!!!!!!

SiD " I told he wouldn't pull this off !!!!! "

Guy " But you have to give him credit , he tried ..."

SiD " Nah , screw it he lost no credit from me ..."

Winner and New Tag Team Champs: Da Brozz
Our Main Event for The World Heavy Weight Title

Mr. Showtime -vs- Mystery Opponent
Guy " Well , who is Showtime gonna face , after The Rock left and the dissaperence of Bandit our PPV fell apart. But once again our fearless Prez held it toghether and pulled off all the matches but one... Bandit , Backlashes match was canceled and he found an opponent for Showtime."

SiD " Well , here comes our champ but who is his opponent ?????"
Just then a loud voice BOOMS over the

P.A.: Ladies and Gentelmen of The RMWF we give you the warrior from above , the messenger of God The Preacher Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan !!!!!!!!

SiD " Oh great it's The Preacher Man is he gonna get his revenge now."

Guy " Oh yeah Showtime and Pulverizer really screwed him and here we go Preacher Man storms the ring and is met with a barrage of punches by Showtime. The Preacher Man fights his way through and takes down Showtime with a clothesline !!! The Preacher Man with a scoop slam , Showtime to his feet and he takes The Preacher Man down with a clothesline !!!"

SiD " Get comfortable this is gonna be a long one folks !!!!!!"

Guy " Showtime has The Preacher Man up and here comes a bulldog."

SiD " He buried his face right into the mat .."

Guy " Showtime with a snap mare then a big elbow drop. Showtime with a cover but The Preacher Man kicks out at 1 and a half. The Preacher Man with a low blow and a few chops to Showtime. Showtime off the ropes and a over head toss by The Preacher..."

SiD " He's got the power of God on his side , Showtime is in trouble ..."

Guy " The Preacher Man has Showtime up over his head and here is a big press slam. Then he tosses Showtime out of the ring and gets on his knee's."

SiD " He's calling on the power of Heaven !!!!!! "

Riley " Oh please !!!!! "

Guy " Showtime comes back into the ring and kicks Preacher Man in the head , it does not bother him , he tackles Showtime and is choking him."

Riley " Think God is happy he breaks the rules ????"

Guy " Tell you the truth I don't think God cares about pro wrestling .."

SiD " Of course he does thats why he sent us The Preacher Man ...."

Guy " Side suplex by The Preacher Man and then a pin ..."

SiD " You got to do a better move than that to pin Shwotime !!! "

Guy " Showtime gets out and rakes Preacher Mans eye's , a big clothesline by Showtime and The Preacher Man is down again..."

SiD " Come on strike him dead , call on THE POWER OF GOD !!!!! "

Guy " Spine buster by Showtime and a cover , 1...2... The Preacher Man barley gets an arm up. Showtime sends The Preacher Man into the ropes and he is smashing his face into the turnbuckle , the crowd counts 1..2...3...4...5..6.. , The Preacher Man blocks number 7 and smashes Showtimes face into the turnbuckle. The Preacher Man with a belly to belly suplex and a cover."

SiD " Come on hook his leg or something , your never gonna win like that. Didn't they teach you anything in Heaven ???"

Guy " Showtime has The Preacher Man now he take him down with a hip toss , then slaps on an arm bar. The Preacher Man powers his way to his feet and then Showtime gives him a suplex. Showtime with a few kicks to The Preacher then a big leg drop. "

SiD " Oh no he's got him set up for a DDT , come on God strike him with lightning."

Guy " And Showtime nails the DDT , oh ma now he's going to the top rope. He pauses for a second and ..."

SiD " What the ..... The friggen lights just went off ?????"

Guy " They just came back on and both men are laid out , the ref is counting 1...2...3...4...5....6...7...8...9..10 it's gonna be a double count out I guess."

Winner: No Contest
SiD " A draw , man this crap sucks , what is going on ?????"
Ref's decision a draw !!!!!

Guy " Well , there you have it maybe our best PPV yet. This is Guy Mandel , for SiD " the King " Nasty , Riley Finn , and Clive Anderson saying good night , Good Night."

( Just then the camera switches to a shot above the ring. The Preacher Man and Showtime are laid out and in red paint across the ring and over the two men some letters spell out :

OMEGA

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