Friday Night Slam 12-22-00 - Wrestling - http://phatbowling.com/rmwfarchives/12_22_00_Friday_Night

( Lets see The Prez is very sick , again .. Yes , faithful RMWF viewers your brave Prez has one foot in the grave and the other is a pile of shit ...His computer is broken , so this whole card has to be done on limited time in The RMWF secondary office Pizza Hut , South Plainfield NJ ... Which is a tricky task since it could cost him his job and sanity ... So we beg you bare with us please ...)

Costa Nastro -vs- A New Dawn ( no rules )
( A New Dawn comes out with The Preacher Man on his motorcycle .. As they make there way into the ring a rolls royce pulls up and Costa file out ... They start firing at the crowd and the ring with tommy guns ... )

SiD " Whoooo duck these guys are nuts .... "

( Just then back stage The Prez is getting ready to get into his car ... CSD warms it up for him and BOOOOM it explodes .... Bad Andy is shooting up his heroin and he gets a warm fuzzy feeling inside as it has been cut with rat poison , he passes out ... Spider-Man's spider sences go off just before he opens his office door and three masked men try to gun him down ... Costa Nastro is here and they are trying to take over the fed ... It is gang war fare folks and you have front seats ... )

Guy " Why did you just toss that hot coffee on me ??? "

SiD " It's probably poisoned and I'm not drinking it !! "

Guy " Yeah what is going on Costa Nastro is trying to take out The RMWF ... "

SiD " There gangsters they want to rule everything ... "

Guy " Well , The Preacher Man just rolled his motorcycle over there car and they are shooting at him .. Warrior Three has been hit and he is bleeding in the ring ... "

SiD " What is Wild Kat doing ??? "

Guy " She is getting naked , what else .... Mr. T , one of The Prez's body guards just drove The A Team van out and crashed it into Costa's rolls royce .. They scatter as The Preacher Man dives on Scarface and tackles him to the ground .."

SiD " So what do you think about Blade returning to The RMWF , after all those mean e-mails he sent The Prez ??? "

Guy " Who cares there are bullets flying around all over the place watch out !!! The Preacher Man disarms Scarface and they are going at it ... Here comes The RMWF security crew to put out the flaiming wrecks on the entrance ramp ... Tough Tony is going after The Warrior Three who gets to one knee and starts swinging his sword ... Outside the ring Preacher Man just pile drived Scarface on top of The A Team Van as Mr. T tries to get Tone Capone to stop shooting the spectators ..."

SiD " Only in The RMWF , view at you own risk ... We have killed more fans then any other fed in the world , yet they still come .. "

Guy " Tough Tony has just taken down The Warrior Three and is pounding him into the mat ... He is wounded pretty bad but Wild Kat comes in with a chair and hits Tony saving her partner ... Meanwhile Kid Money has made his way down to the ring and is shooting at Tone Capone , Mr. T has his hands full now ... On top of The A Team Van The Preacher Man pins Scarface but by time Ref # 1 gets up there Scarface has kicked out .."

SiD " Tough Tony has Wild Kat in the ring , by her neck !!! "

Guy And he choke slams her then covers her naked body for the pin .. The ref dives into the ring 1..2...3.. and Costa Nastro wins !! "

Winner : Costa Nastro
Guy " Meanwhile the gun fight rages on as A New Dawn tries to get out of the arena .. The Preacher Man helps The Warrior Three out through the crowd as Wild Kat collects her clothing ... Kid Money keeps firing at Costa Nastro but he retreats as he becomes out numbered .... Wheeeew the choas is over as everybody leaves the arena ... "

The Prez's office : ( The Prez sits at his desk with a blackened CSD behind him ... In front of him sits Spider-Man , Nick , Goldust and L~2 ... )

The Prez " What the hell is going on ??? These gansta freaks tried to kill me and Bad Andy !!! "

Spider-Man " And me too .."

The Prez " Yeah whatever who cares ... Nick you better be careful as the most hated staff member they probably saved the best for you ... "

Nick " What did I do to deserve this ??? "

The Prez " Don't know but hey we got to do something about this crap ... I can't have these guys pushing me around .. "

Spidey " Like what ??? "

The Prez " Your the superhero you think of something ... Now get out of my office I got an oriental prostititute comming in five minutes ..."

Goldberg -vs- The Demon
***( The Demon requested this match but no one role played for it , but do to lack of matches we will still have it ... )****

( Goldberg comes out all big necked and bald like he usually does , then follows Demon ..)

Guy " Here we go as Demon and Goldberg lock up ... Goldberg over powers The Demon and sends him to the mat .. Demon gets up but is knocked back down by a double ax handle from Goldberg .. Here comes a suplex by Goldberg , then he helps Demon up by his hair ... Demon into the corner followed by a splash but he slips out of the way causing Goldberg to run into the turnbuckle ... The Demon slams Goldberg's face into the corner a few times but not for long as Goldberg blocks it and returnes the favor ... Reverse suplex out of the corner by Goldberg takes Demon down ... Demon gets to one knee and lands a low blow but it is cut short by a boot to his face by Goldberg ..."

SiD " Goldberg must not have no balls sinve that did not stun him ... "

Guy " I guess not , haha ... Goldberg with a swinging neck breaker then a cover 1..2 NO The Demon gets an arm up ... "

SiD " That was close ... "

Guy " Yes it was , SO DAMN CLOSE !!!!! AH HAHAHAHAHAHA !!! "

SiD " ............ "

Guy " Goldberg with a pump slam sending Demon over the ropes but he catches them and rolls back into the ring kicking Goldberg ??? Demon is pounding on Goldberg as he fights back up to his feet .. Goldberg with a tackle takes down The Demon , then sets him up for a pedigree , the cover 1...2...3 !!!

Winner : Goldberg
( You guys ready for this ??? My computer does not seem like it is gonna get fixed in the near future so that limits to me doing this at work as I said ... I wanted to do a good short card and end it with a great tag team match between ICP and Heatwave BUT I over slept this morning and got to work late .. My store is in a state of chaos and I can't get nothing done here ... The phones are ringing off the hook and people are calling out , its snowing outside , blah , blah , blah ... So the last match can not be written ... I.C.P. won the match and Heatwave brought out a fat slob not Lita , so ICP got to pork some porker for Friday night but hey I heard that she liked it up the butt so it could'nt be that bad right ???? )

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