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Sid: Hello everybody and welcome to the first edition of Thursday Night Raw! We have some great matches for you tonight!

Guy: Our first is newcomer Blade vs. that retard Jamal.

Sid: Will somebody just kill Jamal and do us all a favour!?

Guy: That's enough Guy, without people like Jamal this fed would be forced to be a serious law abiding fed and then the prez would shoot himself or something!

Sid: Damn right, now let's get our first match underway!

Blade vs. Jamal
Guy: Both men are in the ring, blade looks impressive standing toe to toe with Jamal. The bell has wrung, Blade starts off quickly with lefts and rights, now slams him to the mat with a painful backbreaker! Blade off the ropes, and lands a running leg drop!

Sid: That's gonna hurt! Blade picks Jamal up and throws him over the ropes, Jamal hits the floor heavily. Blade vaults over the ropes and stomps jamal. The count is at 3.

Guy: Blade whips Jamal into the ring steps, and he's setting him up or a Piledriver on the floor!

Sid: Surely not, this'll kill Jamal! Blade is trying it, but wait! Jamal's dad is coming down to the ring!

Guy: What's this idiot doing now! He's got a chair! Shit! He just hit the referee with it! That's gonna cost him, Jamal's gonna be stealing wallets for months to pay the fine!

Sid: Blade just dropped Jamal and has entered the ring! Jamal's dad swings with the chair but Blade dodges and kicks him in the chest! He just delivered the Death Sentence to Jamal's dad!

Guy: Serves him right! Jamal gets back in the ring, his dad has rolled out now. Jamal is staggering around groggily, he walks right into blade who delivers the Death Sentence to him too!

Sid: The referee is coming round, 1...2...3!

Winner: Blade

Guy: What a match! Blade was impressive, and he came through even though he had Jamal's dad to deal with!

Sid: Our next match is Ravage vs. Sha-Sha!

Ravage vs. Sha-Sha
Sid: The bell rings and we're underway, Ravage takes Sha-Sha down with a DDT.

Guy: Who the fuck is this Sha-Sha, I've never heard of him!

Sid: Shut it dickhead, just call the damn match!

Guy: Fuck you!

Sid: That's it, I'm ignoring you now!

Guy: Ravage is pounding Sha-Sha, now hits a elbow drop from the second rope, goes for the cover 1...2...almost 3 but not quite! Sid, don't be an idiot, talk to me!

Sid:..............

Guy: Twat! Ravage sends Sha-Sha off the ropes, and raises the knee flipping the opponent over.

Sid: I'll talk if you apologize to me!

Guy: Sorry you're such an asshole.

Sid: That'll do. Ravage tries a suplex but Sha-Sha reverses it, now lands a succession of elbow-drops and then a leg drop. It looks like Sha-Sha is gonna try something high, risk, he's gone to the top rope,

Sid: Sha-Sha goes for the headbutt but Ravage moves! Sha-Sha must be knocked
out!

Guy: Yeah, and now Ravage is getting up, he picks Sha-Sha up, there's the Omega Bomb!! 1...2....3!!! Ravage wins!!

Winner: Ravage

Sid: Ravage showed his calibre in that match, another solid win!

Sid: Now onto our next match, Christian Trevor vs. Jackass.

Guy: Never before have I seen a name which represents the person better. I
hope Jackass gets his ass kicked!

Christian Trevor vs. Jackass
Sid: Jackass with a club to the neck, and takes Christian down with a scoop
slam, but he's right back up with a kick to the face from the floor and then
a DDT.

Guy: Jackass with several elbow drops, and now he's stomping a mudhole in
him!! He walks around, pumping up the crowd. Jackass picks Christian up, oh
my! A devastating Shin Breaker, now he's got a stepover toehold on him.

Sid: Hey guy, his face is just like yours was when your wife left you!"

Guy: Fuck you.

Sid: Christian gets to the ropes and jackass breaks the hold. Now he's going
outside, hey he's got a chair! If he hits him it's a DQ!

Guy: I don't think he cares! He throws the chair in, but Christian catches
it. Jackass is on the apron but Christian stops him and suplexes him into
the ring. He picks him up, and delivers a Powerslam 1....2....almost but not
quite, Jackass just got the shoulder up.

Sid: Hey! Christian just signalled the crowd, I think we're gonna see the
Dead Kennedy!

Sid: Hey wait, who's that coming down the ramp! My god it's Stone Cold Steve
Austin. He just went into the ring, he stunned the referee!! Christian
swings for him but he ducks, STUNNER ON CHRISTIAN TREVOR!
Guy: What's he doing, he just ruined our match!

Sid: Jackass is up, but oh my god STUNNER ON JACKASS! Both men are down, and
it looks like Stone Cold is gonna be the referee, he's beginning the count!
1....2...3....4...5....6....7....8...Christian Trevor crawls across the
ring, puts his arm across Jackass, Stone cold is counting 1...2...3! This
match is over!

Guy: Well Stone Cold came down, and ended this match. I guess he was bored
with it. Hang on, Stone Cold has a mic.

Stone Cold: Now seeing as I'm working for nick here in the RMWF, can do
whatever I want on these thursday nights! Both you guys suck, so I had to
kick your asses, and that's the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!

Sid: The crowd are cheering Stone Cold as he goes up the ramp drinking a
beer.

Winner: Christian Trevor

Sid: Now to our main event, and a match which should be a goodie.
Black Widow vs. Ray Lucas #6
Guy: Hey wait, Stone Cold is back!

Stone Cold: Nick has just informed me that this main event will be a Steel
Ring Canvas match, to win you have to slam your opponent through the steel,
bring it down boys!

Sid: Hey look, a sheet of steel is being lowered down. Some of the backstage
boys are fastening it down.

Guy: here's another first in the RMWF, a Steel Ring match! This should be
damaging to say the least.

Sid: Ray Lucas is already in the ring, now the Soviet Union's anthem plays
and Black Widow walks to the ring with the fans booing and jeering. She
enters the ring and tests the steel.

Guy: This match is underway, Black Window lands a beautifully executed
Spinning Wheel Kick on Ray, and now a snapmare on the steel.

Sid: Ray is writhing in pain, this match isn't gonna last long!

Guy: Black widow goes to the turnbuckle, she's gonna try a splash, but Ray
moves and that foxy communist's body makes a dent in the steel!

Sid: Ray staggers up and scoop slams Black Widow. Off the ropes, now a
running legdrop followed by a elbow drop. He picks her up, but she kicked
him in the bollocks!!! She's setting him up for a piledriver, my god she
piledrivered him on the steel! Is he still alive!?

Guy: hahaha! His head's made a dent in the ring! Black Widow picks him up by
his legs and bangs his head on the ring, he's gotta be unconscious! She is
swearing at the crowd, she's gonna finish this match now, I can feel it!

Sid: You were right, she's got a ladder in the ring, she's gonna powerbomb
him from the top through the steel! She'll kill him!

Guy: Good, I never liked Ray anyway.

Sid: You're right! Kill him bitch!

Guy: She did it! She powerbombed him through the steel! Ray must be dead,
this match is over!

Winner: Black Widow
Sid: Wow, what a night! Stone Cold arrived, and a cold blooded murder, god I
love this business!

Guy: For Sid 'the king' nasty this is Guy Mandell saying goodnight!

The picture cuts with Black Widow at the top of the ladder celebrating.

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