They play the emo, therefore, the student BECOMES the emo. Ladies adn gentlemen, boys and girls, jennifer is HAPPY! heres my answer... ALFREDO!!! <333333333 thank you for being so nice to me! > the life of a princess in disguise. {sung while screaming} 1 2 3 4 I EAT RICE I EAT RICE I EAT RICE (BUH BUMP CHHss!) 5678 I EAT RICE I EAT RICE I EAT RICE-INHIEMER!!!! (electric guitar and acordian solo) 9 10 11 12 I EAT RICE I EAT RICE I EAT RICE!!!! (doo doo doodle doodle doo doo doodoo(clown music)) lyrics to our smash hit: I EAT RICE. I can see myself, sailing in the ocean blue, wondering all about you, AND THE UNDERWEAR YOU WEAR!! cuz its blue....i like it too...your underwear is blue, but i don't care~cuz i loooove you! lyrics to MErEtricEs smash hit: I Can See Myself Pineapples sitting in my bedroom, they've been sitting there since i was born i don't kno why, pineapples sitting, await there doom, there yellowness, for some reason, makes me cry... OH I WISH THEY WERE BLUUUUUE!! THEN THEY'D LOOK, KINDA LIKE YOOOOUUU!! THE INFORMATION BOOK IS OVER DUUUEE...so i haaate you (yea-ah yea yea yea yea-ah) lyrics to MErEtricEs sONG: Pineapples Sitting in my Bedroom (actually...thats not the title...but i can't think of what it is so SSHH this is between me and you!!) Sometimes talking to yourself is not enough. First you take bread.....then u take either jelly or mayonaise or thousand island dressing...and smear it on your bread. Then you either take peanut butter, more mayonaise, or more dressing, and spread more on another pice of bread. (if this was a pb+j u are done) then take your meat and slop it on there, your lettuce, tomatoe, and whatever else you want, and then you are finished. congradulationS! you ave just completed the worlds first sandwhich!! you will be a millionare. In order to recieve your prize, go to www.tardcore.com/journalhome2.asp?Username=MrShamoozee there u can read all about the most vital and crucial information u will ever ned to kno, (you will be tested) (YOU WIIILLL) and u can create your own tc....oh and....recieve your millions and all. This is how you make a sandwhich. these are some HOW TOs: How To: put up a volley ball net Take a stick thing that comes in the box and force it into the ground using some sort of stick. then do that to the other stick thing. then tie the net to each stick thing, and tie the little four strings onto surrounding sprinklers to keep it from falling. Throw all remaining tools in the box, set it aside, and play. How To: flirt with a person of the opposite sex hey bebeh... *winks* How To: flirt with someone of the same sex hey........... bebeh. How To: break the ice between you and a gangster So....*nervous laughter* do you do ecstacy? *licks lips* How To: flog your log. my heart burns for you. i miss you sooo much. man...he makes me feel so happy, and when i talk to him all my problems go away. I think he may just be my "new nail" to heal my pain, to heal my broken heart. i wish i was with him right now. =( i want to go home. it sucks when hes so far away. but untill august, all i can do is miss him. and kno..that he misses me too. =) My ultimate weapon is heart ache. I've been thinking I've had alot of time to do so And i was thinking... about every little stupid thing that could go wrong and... And i've decided it's not worth fighting for but to condradict it i don't want this life to end up short and i'm not ready to throw it all away, not just yet...not just yet. I've built it up this life i've already started working on and it'd be a shame if all i've worked for all thses years has broken down. And i've decided it's not worth fighting for but to condradict it i don't want this life to end up short and i'm not ready to throw it all away, not just yet...not just yet. THE END It's not worth fighting for. Contemplating suicide counting down the last seconds of my life i'll take this blade to my wrist It's the last of this trust me.... I don't wanna deal with it all these lies and this pain it's building up inside of me, i think it's time to let them go, i don't understand please stop yelling at me, i dont kno, its not my fault!!! The anger inside is killing me slowly everyhting i ever knew and hoped for has already died and ran away it's working it's way up to my flesh don't look at me, i'm such a mess! if only you knew, what i was going through then mayeb you would understand why I'm contemplating suicide counting down the last seconds of my life i'll take this blade to my wrist it's the last of this all my problems will soon be solved all my questions will be answered after all just let my fingers slip, from the rope thats already breaking soon enough, all of this will end... the world will be much better when im gone i dont wanna feel like this its almost over, i can feel it im so close, noones here to tell me to hold on so i might as well......just let go its time to let go.... but im just contemplating suicide counting down the last seconds of my life i'll take this blade to my wrist it's the last of thIS! i cant take it anymore (i just cant keep breathing knowing it all can be over so quickly) i'll turn around and slam the door i dont want to hear, whatever it is you have to say someday you will see why I'm contemplating suicide counting down the last seconds of my life i'll take this blade to my wrist its the last of this its the last of this Don't expect the best out of people, those who expect, recieve the worst. mah......dis......"omg"??? ok ok....so maybe this whole.....o wtf? how did u com up wit dat? thing is a little time saving and stuff....and it makes it so u can say more but type less....this whole abreviation thing. but then....how does ish save u time form writting is...and since when did mah take the place of its original shorter word...my? maybe i'm not all hip to the lingo of americans on the internet and asians now-a-days....but i mean seriously common...how does lol fit in to our english vocabulary?? lahl....it sounds like a sound a deformed wet sheep would say. o it is l o l....well why not say "haha" instead of LLAAAHHLLL. if u were laughing hard...u can be like HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! as where if u were laughing hard and u said lol...it would be...lol!....see....look. PoPcoRnplyER: and then he says...it's driving me nutts!! MYitchyNUTs: haha nowadays... PoPcoRnplyER: & then he says...ish driving meh nutts!! MYitchyNUTs: lol now its REALLY funny: PoPcoRnplyER: and then he says...it's driving me nutts!! MYitchyNUTs: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! nowadays: PoPcoRnplyER: & then he says...ish driving meh nutts!! MYitchyNUTs: lol! see my point? ok i'm finished. ish...mah...AZN??....riace?!?!....whats "wit" "dis" asian lingo? Someday.....all the mexican people in this world are going to decide that they're to good for america....and then there going to like, move back to mexico or to africa or something, then there will be black people, white people, and "ay zee enn" people left here in the us of a. with me so far? good. so then all the black people are gonna be all frontin and hatin and what not, waving there fist at each other and all like killing all these black people by drive bys and such.....so there all going to kill each other. Then theres the white people and the AZNs. well the white people are going to be all, tea dear? ahh the wonderful....YOU DIRTY NIGGUHZ OFF MY PROPERTY!! You dam dirty mexicans!! leave me be when im comming off the freeway, if i needed flowers i'd already hav them!! more tea? meanwhile all the mexicans are dead or in mexico and/or africa. the blacks killed each other, and the whites are all fine drinking tea and playings poggs watching it all on the news/WET (white entertainment tonight) Meanwhile, you got your AZN people all like asians rule, wub, dis and dat, bla bla bla...all this stuff about how they will rule the world....i mean really...how can they rule the world if they cant even see thru there eyelids?? anyway so some crazy escaped convict white people are going to creep up beside them when they arent looking, (so really whenever they feel like it) and...um...kill them. So then all the races will be gone from america and the white people will rule....so then i'm gong to be like...eh why dont we just rule the whole world...so i bust out this master race white people stuff and become the new hitler and lead the white people in america and england to force every other race into africa and steal there weapons of mass (but not as mass asive as the usa of a) weapons and use it against them. then i will be the ultimate ruler... (just kidding guys, i am really not racist at all ok? just like poking fun) i WILL rule the world. I WILL!!!