Brock: Hello, everyone.... Has there ever been a time when....you wish you could pitch the tent.
Matt: Good God......
Brock: Heh, Heh, has there ever been a time when you go out in public and all the sudden...HELLO!!!!
Matt: *looks down*
Brock: Well, I know that if you have rock-hard Pokemon, you need rock-hard balls, too!
Matt: WHAT THE???!!!
Brock: and that's why I'm advertising VIAGRA-PLUS!!! It helps to be hard as a Metapod, without doing it in
public places!!!!!!
Matt: There goes my christmas bonus.....
Brock: Now let's see some of our satisfied customers....
Brock: We're here with Metapod. Hi, Metapod!!!!!
Metapod: Nice...to...meet...you
Brock: *shoves Viagra Plus pills down Metapod's throat* How do feel?
Metapod: I...feel...hard
Brock: And why is that???
Metapod: Cuz I'm a Metapod.....
Brock: THAT'S WRONG!!!! *kicks Metapod away*
Brock: Now we're here with my Onix!!!!
Onix: *devours Viagra*
Suddenly, a long rock juts out knocking Brock against the camera
Brock: ....medic....
A Chansey devours the Viagra
Brock: Now, notice Chansey is female... This will result in chronic Jennifer Lopez Disorder, where the other
end grows incredibly large...
Alarm: EVACUATE NOW!!!! EVACUATE NOW!!!!!
Brock runs for his life, as Chansey butt goes through the roof.
Brock: Finally, we're with Lickitung...
Lickitung: Gimme....Gimme the candy
Brock: *grins* Here's the candy
Lickitung devours the "candy"
Lickitung: I feel stiff...in the groin area....
Brock: Is it infected???
Lickitung: Let me check.. *reaches tounge down....*
Matt: *turns off video* I think they get the picture....
Brock: No, here are the pictures.... *holds up disgusting Polaroids*
Matt: EWWWWWW.... *runs away*
Brock: Anyway, the sideeffects are: Coughing, Sneezing, Sinus Headaches, Puking, Diarrhea, Strange
Craving for Cheese Puffs, Chronic Jockstrap Body Odor, or a Painful Death |