Check out some funny things to gossip about "The Bulba Way". That means let's poke fun at retailers...
How about this product. This sounds great: Chock O' Nuts Coffee!
Or this product: Homo Milk...
Yes, these are REAL!!!!
Another thing is about Bill Clinton...Gosh! It's getting old...GET OVER IT! He left "mustard" on Monica
Lewinski's dress. Big Deal...gossip about it for four more years, why don't ya???? Let's let George W. Bush
get stuck in tar pit in Santa Monica and hit by a snowplow, while Al Gore goes on about how to count holes
in a thing that looks like a library time card, while we worry about our ex-president's semen!!!! It's just plum
stupidity.
I was in the valentine's isle today and I saw this odd looking bear. It was white with red spots, which made
it look like it had acne! I picked out this heart thing for my soon-to-be girlfriend, and I was pacing around the
store looking for my mom, and I kept saying "I'm not carrying a heart" repetetively.
My new school sucks! I can't wait to get back to KY. I'm with my family on a business trip until August. You have to
say "Yes, mam" to everything, you get a paddling (which they call "licks", that doesn't sound right when it
concerns your crack.) They can't pronounce L's or R's. Not to be offensive to southerners but I can't help but
laugh. Sorry, Alabamians! You never have field trips, dances, parties, anything. It makes me feel like you're
in a Swedish girl reform school or a boot camp (my big brother thought up the boot camp part) |