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| Last Time on Magic Bulbasaurs Terrible Day: Bulbasaurs telletubbie goes mad! Aunt digest telletubbie then goes for Bulba. 3DG-3-D Goggles DT- Demon Telletubbie FB- Freak-off Brain DBP- Disturbing Body Parts PS- Pregnant Sperms M(WSO)-Mojo (Well, sort of) T-Toilet CAL-Chutes and Ladders FS- FREAKIN SICK!!!!! This Story is for kids over 12 years of age. Bulbasaur couldn't believe it... He was stuck in his aunt's digestive system.....again! Before he could do a thing, he was thrown out of the heart and nearly drowned in the blood stream before he was rescued by.....what the heck????.....a demented car muffler??? A midnight snack??? Anyway, Bulba had to do something to get out, and to keep away from Dipsy, the demon telletuby. Bulbasaur started to walk around and he fount a sensitive part in his aunt's skin. Bulbasaur beat as hard as he could against the fragile scales. Meanwhile, Bulba's aunt was being operated on, in the only place they could fit her, without freezing, dehydrating, deteryerating, imploding, spontaniasly combusting, or gagging till Bacon Bits were shooting from their hind ends. Where? Mammoth Cave. Anyway, everytime he pounded her pulse shot up from 3954 to 7896. Suddenly, as Bulba banged on the skin he heard something rumble by but ignored it. Suddenly, the doctors saw something shooting out of Auntie's butt. BACON BITS!!!!!????? The bacon bits were about as big as a tire. Suddenly, Bulba realized exactly what he was banging on. Here's a hint: You wish 3-D goggles came with Playboy Magazine because of these. Bulba: Ooooohhhh!!!!!!! Suddenly, goo started to fall from the roof. Dipsy: YOU WILL BE VANQUISHED!!!!!!! Bulba looked up and saw something strange. Dipsy was now a Grimer with a Safety Sam head! Bulba: What the Sockem' Boppers happened to you? Dipsy: HA HA HAHA HAHA! I ate a ham sandwich, got crazy, and jumped off a barn roof in the small intestines!!!! Before I knew it I landed in a sewer and was eaten by a Grimer. My grandma in the pancreas took me home, then assulted me with a shovel which is a sharp object, so now I live for Safety!!!!! HA HAHAHA HAHAHA!!!!!! Bulba: RRRRIIIIIGGGGGHTTTTT!!!!!!! (Dipsy pulls out a container.) Dipsy: I HAVE YOUR MOJO!!!!!!! Bulba: That's a sperm. Hold it a sperm....in a woman....OH, GOD!!!!!!! Bulba runs as fast as he can to the brain, which at the moment is caught up in Miller Light. Brain; Whatd'ya want, kid? Bulba: Why do you have sperms in a woman's body? Brain: They're my pregnant little friends!!!!! (Lets out a Snow White-like LAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! as the sperm gather around him) Bulba: RRRRRIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!!! How do I get out of here? (Meanwhile, Dipsy jumps to his death into a shredder in the liver.) Brain: Only one way out, kid. (Bulba gets shoved down a chute. CHUTE as in going DOWN.) Bulba can only say he's lucky Auntie forgot to flush! |
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