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| THIS IS ONLY FOR KIDS OVER THE AGE OF 12. HOSC- Hints of Sexual Content HOBL- Hints of Bad Language EF- Evil Froggies IT- Immoral Teacher MOB- Misusage of Bulbasaurs UV- Uncontrollable Violence Bulba's worst nightmare is to become a victim of science. Now that it's happened how balistic will Bulba and friends go? Teacher: Hi, Class. I know you all are so excited about today's project. (A fart sounds out threw the room, people cough and yawn.) Teacher: As you all know, we will be disecting frogs today, and I care for your safety. (Kid starts to choke.) (Teacher throws the kid out the door.) Teacher: Anyway, POUND! POUND! Teacher: instead POUND! POUND! (The kid goes and climbs the school to the window.) Kid (still gagging): Gea! GOWWWW! (Kid faints from the window and lands dead in the dumpster below.) Teacher: Instead we will do this together. Now I have found the frogs to be.....um....quite....uh...."agressive" so be careful. Kid: Why are the frogs still alive? (Teacher had actually tried to kill the frogs, but they were too squirmy.) Teacher: Ummmmmmmm.........Why do you think? Kid: Because the birds and the bees told them to wait to have se- Teacher: Stop! Kid: Oh yeah. I mean HUMPS on a camels back. He He Teacher: What these are is special kinds of frogs called Magic Bulbasaurs. The scintific term would be Imagaywad. (Kids begin acting up.) Teacher: Ok, that's it I'm gonna right ASSIGNMENT on the board. I'll erase until it's all gone, and if it all gets erased then you have to clean up my room for the next 22 years of your mierably wasted life. Well, she erased anderased until it said ASSIG, and I think you get the point from there. Teacher: Ok, you guys are safe. Only the A and the first S were left. Teacher: Now it's time the measure our Bulba's mass. What we do is take this spring scale and jam it through the poor sole's throat, and let it dangle until you have a good measurement. A bulbasaur begings to bang his head on a desk. Kid: I think my Bulbasaur needs to go potty. Bulbasaur sighs thinking it's free. Teacher: That's ok. Just stick the Spring Scale in the Bulbasaur's bladder instead. Bulbasaur's eyes widen, and the kid stuffs the Spring scale through its bladder. Bulbasaur: HONK! Teacher: Now I'm going to show you how to nuter your Bulbasaur. You need to stick the Spring Scale straight through their sex organ. Teacher's Bulbasaur: THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! No babies, We use rabies! No babies, We use rabies! Kid: DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE BIRDS AND THE BEES?????????? Bulbasaur shoves spring scale down the kid's throat and the teacher gets some renewage from the sewage. That's right. A purebred pee coating! Bulbasaurs (now marching down the hall): We gonna fight the principal Because we are invincible. We won't use up energy When all we have to do is pee! So what can the Bulbas really do????? Who knows.... To Be Continued.... Coming in Bulbassult 2........................... The Bulbasaurs invade the town area. Can the townspeople find a way to exterminate their Bulbasaur problem????? |
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