About the site Hey, wassup. This site is all about making you happy. I've got pictures of almost anything you can think of: Spongebob, Comics, Cars, Concept digital art, Miscellanious hilarious pictures, and even Tornados and lightning. My main goal is to entertain all you people out there. Maybe I will even be able to get some videos or games or something on here. Oh yah, I'll add some new jokes on here every week. Anyways, i hope your experience will be "Out of this world." IF YOU WANT TO SEE SOME GAMES, GO TO.....ABOUT US..... IT IS NEXT TO HOME TOWARDS THE TOP OF THE PAGE. FOR PICTURES, GO TO LINKS! For all of the games that i have, make sure that the volume is up pretty high. It might be a little hard to hear the sound effects. If you would like to tell the world what you think about this site, go to the right side of the home page and go to "Sign Guestbook". Just put in your first name and stuff like that, then write any comments that you have! JOKES :THESE ARE SO FUNNY!! (UPDATED 3-8-06) 13 FUNNY THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking................................. 2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals....................................... 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.................................... 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens...................................... 5. Put some M&M's on lay away.................................. 6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.............................................. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.................................. 8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."................ 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose............................. 10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'................................... 11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.......................... 12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"..................................... 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" PICTURES YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I FINALLY GOT PICTURES ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IF YOU WANT TO SEE THEM, GO TO...LINKS...NEXT TO HOME AND ABOUT US AT THE TOP! Hilarious!!!!!!!!!! 1.On the BOTTOM of a box: DO NO HOLD UPSIDE-DOWN 2.On a hammer: MAY CAUSE HARM IF SWALLOWED 3.On a sign hanging in the window of a repair shop: WE CAN FIX ANYTHING! (Please knock, doorbell is brocken) 4.On a bottle of BABY lotion: KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN 5.On a hairdryer: DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING 6.On a chainsaw: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP BLADE WITH HANDS 7.On a package of nuts: MAY CONTAIN NUTS 8.On a bottle-rocket: DO NOT PUT IN MOUTH 9.On a bar of Dove soap: USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP 10.On a frozen pizza: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST My favorite stuff Favorite foods: McDonald's DQP with Cheese, Georgio's sausage mushroom and peperoni deep-dish, Orange juice Favorite things to do: Eat, Surfin the web, Watchin Spongebob!, Golf Favorite people when i was little: Michael Jordan, Willey Coyote, Stick Stickly Favorite places: Home (of course), Anyplace with cabins and snow, Appalachien Mountains Favorite movies: The Sponebob Squarepants Movie, Napoleon Dynamite Favorite online games: www.runescape.com and www.isketch.net Favorite brand name: Nike Favorite cereal: Cocoa Pebbles Favorite combo meal: Veggie soup, Grilled Ham and Cheese, and Orange juice! Favorite person to annoy: my sister Favorite dessert: Oberweis! IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR IDEAS FOR THE WEBSITE, EMAIL ME AT AlTheGreat@comcast.net, OR RIGHT A COMMENT IN THE "SIGN GUESTBOOK" LINK AT THE TOP RIGHT OF THE PAGE! YOU CAN HELP! You can help this site grow! Just email or tell someone about it. Please. If you have any jokes, funny sayings, or pictures for the website, email me. If you don't send you stuff, the site will get old and boring, and i will be forced to close it! OH NO!