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| Baby, I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I can make your Bedrock! Do you want to see something swell? Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see! Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. Pardon me, Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? Want to see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. You make my software turn to hardware! If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Hey baby, drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words, you better come with me. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime. Is your name Pepsi? Cuz I've gotta have it! Do you work for UPS? I could've sworn you were checking out my package. They call me "coffee." I grind so fine. Hey babe, can you suck start a Harley? You must be Jamaican cuz ja makin' me horny. Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night. Is your name Daisy? Cuz I have a sudden urge to plant you right here! You are just truly, absolutely beautiful! Can you cook and clean also? I know a great way to burn off the calories of the pastry you just ate. You look just like my mother. I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on? I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? Bond. James Bond. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR I want to call your mom and thank her. Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes. Excuse me, but I think I just dropped something. MY JAW!! Hello. I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart. I'm sorry. Were you talking to me? (No.) Well, then please start. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. If you were a tear in my eye, I would not cry for fear of losing you. I only have 3 months to live... What's your sign? What's your favorite position in extramarital sex? You must be from Pearl Harbor cuz baby, you're DA BOMB!! You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life. (Uses index finger to call girl over) I made you come with one finger. Imagine what I could do with my whole hand. Girl: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Guy: "Do you have the energy?" Do you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated? Excuse me, Miss, do you give head to strangers? (No.) Well, then allow me to introduce myself. Help the homeless. Take me home with you. Hey baby, let's play house. You be the door and I'll slam you!! Hi. My name is Milk. I'll do your body good. I like your butt. Can I wear it as a hat? If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? (Motions with finger for girl to come over) Oh, nothing...I just wanted to see if I could make you cum with one finger. There are 265 bones in the human body. How'd you like one more? You're good at math, right? Is 69 a perfect square? Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains? Your daddy must be a baker cuz you got a great set of buns! Are you wearing windex? I swear I can see myself in your pants. They call me Milk, because I do your body good. Hey baby, what winks and fucks like a tiger?14. Well, fuck me if I'm wrong but is your name Bob? Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again. If I follow you home, will you keep me? Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? I love every bone in your body - especially mine. Are You wearing Windex? Because I can already see myself in your pants. Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Bob? Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, then I'll walk by again. |
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