SFX: Ch ch ch ch hh hh hh hh
Brad: Who keeps going, "Ch ch ch ch hh hh hh hh?"
Man: Sorry!
Joe (to Freddy): Don't kill me!
Freddy: All right.
*Freddy leaves room*
Comedian on TV: I don't want to go on a rant, but it seems that the inexorability of today's convival assemblages is exceeding augmently over durations of emmense spans.
Announcer: We'll be right back after these subliminal messages.
Dave: What the heck does "rant" mean?
Dave (at wedgey board): Will I ever find true love? I-N-Y-O-U-R-D-R-E-A-M-S. Wow! Freddy Krueger!
*Dave and Joe run upstairs*
Dave: My ankle!
*keep running*
Dave: Ah! My other ankle!
*keep running*
Dave: Ah! Both my ankles!
Dave: He looks like he died from fright.
*picks up a poster, says "Barnie Marathon! All Week!*
Dave: Yeah, that'll do it.
Dave (to Billie Bob): Want to sing a song?
Billie Bob: Sure.
Dave: We are family!
Billie Bob (at same time): Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
Dave: No. Children behave:
Billie Bob (at same time): Everybody dance now!
Dave: NO! Ok, We have a theme song...
Billie Bob (at same time): We are family!
Dave: Oh, forget it! |