Retards and Spaztics and Old Men |
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Welcome to hell. Northolt High School just happens to be the home of
Mr Uddin, who keeps his toilet roll in sight,just in case it gets stolen
by his caretaker Mr Wooton, The goat. Zulu Uddin and the goat are by the
way a couple. And not to mention Mr Neef, the demented alien, you know
those old people who say nature is beautiful, well Neef proves them wrong.
I am Mr X. I stand for all the students who want to get revenge from the
bitchiest people in existance, the NHS teachers. |
I think Mr Uddin is in fact frustrated. I can't blame him, if i, Mr X, woke up
looking like that, i would be too. His latest quote, sounds something like this:
WALK!!! The penis on the right belongs to uddin, inlarged 1000 times. |
It has come to my attention that there is a ginger hamster in year 9.
This guy looks like he just ate his dick off man! And he's always the
asskisser "ooh hello, safe blad!" or whatever he says with his stupid
buck teeth. Jack, if you're reading this, Mr X says "Fuck You". |
There is also a dorky motherfucker named Liegh (pronounced Leeeee.)
This guy needs tweezers to take a piss. If he ever saw Mr X naked,
He would never feel like a man for the rest of his short and
miserable life. And when i said dorky, i also meant that he is a
fuckin retard. Take science for example, he failed that like a
spaztic and he calls others dumb. Liegh/Lee whatever the fuck your
name is, Fuck You. |
And Mr Llewel, the old man who teaches people how to run. I tell you what,
Granny basher, I run however I want, you run with your fucking walking
stick which i would break with two fingers. But i'm a man of peace, i
guess this could be settled with a simple talk. So, how simple is this;
If you shout at me at least once, I'll break your wrinkly, old, skinny
neck! And Fuck You too. |
Attention all fans! You have the power to join with me. There is
so much satisfaction in vandalism, terrorizing people you hate, and
playing with your fuckin identity. Mr X is the very first one to
screw these teachers so bad, they'll be embarrased to be in the same
fucking room man! |
So you're with me or you're a fuckin loser. |
By the way I'm not a big fan of cocks, but i'm surrounded by them in
Northolt High. eg Uddin. |
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