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| Wario Interview |
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| Smash: Hello, and Welcome to "Super Interviews." Audience: YAY!!!!! Smash: Today, we're Interviewing... Who was it again? (Wario dashes on Stage from the EXIT door) Wario: ME! ME! ME!!! All Yoshies: YOSHI!!!!!!! Blue Yoshi: Wario, why are you an idiot??? Wario: STUPID YOSHI!!! Blue Yoshi: Just what I thought You said. Smash: Wario, What's your favorite color? Wario: MONEY! Yellow Yoshi: Ummm.... Daffy: And that proves that Sugar Cookies make you hyper, Caffeine AND Sugar makes you Very Very Hyper. Wario: Uhh... No. Laffy Duck: WEIRDO! Wario: Are you trying to get a fight with Me? If You are, I'll call the Police. Audience: LAFFY! LAFFY! LAFFY! LAFFY! Wario: Let's FIGHT!!! Smash: STOP IT!!! (Laffy and Wario stop) Now, Wario, why do you dislike Mario??? Wario: Me and Waluigi, Luigi and Mario, all played Tennis when MARIO CHEATED ME OFF!!!!! Yoshi: Can you say, "No, Mario didn't cheat?" Waluigi: I'M LEAVING!!!! (Waluigi leaves out the ENTER door) Smash: Why do you like money??? Wario: SO I CAN GET MORE MONEY!!! AND DID I HEAR YOU SAY SOMETHING?! Smash: Umm... No. Splot: What an idiot! Wario: GO AWAY!!!! Red Yoshi: Who wants to order Pizza??? Wario: ME! ME! ME! Pizza Delivery Guy: That will be $2,000,000,000.00 please. Wario: NO! GET OUT, GIVE US THE PIZZA, NOW!!! Smash: Uh... I'll pay it (Gives the pizza guy a gold crown to him) PDG: Thanx. Here's the change (Gives Smash a Paper.) Smash: Ummm.... Okay. (A short pause) Wario: Good Pizza. Smash: I don't like pizza. Yoshi: Okay...... Blue Yoshi: DO YOU CARE?!?!?! Smash: No. (Mario walks in) Mario: WARIO-A, YOU CHEATER-A!!! Wario: YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW MARIO!!!!!! Smash: Not again! A big voice: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!! Mario: Ooh, a Ticket-a to enter-a the official-a Mushroom Kingdom-a Pasta contest-a. Smash: I guess........... Wario: NO!!! Mario: NO!!!! Yoshi: NO! Red Yoshi: No. Blue Yoshi: No. Yellow Yoshi: No. The Voice: NO!!!!! AND SILENCE!!!!!!!!!! Wario: Oh SHUT UP! Mario: NEVER! Smash: Please don't make me go through this again. Wario: SMASH, YOU'RE IN FOR IT NOW! Smash: Oh, don't drag me in to this fight. Wario: That's it, I'm leaving!!!!!! (Wario leaves out the ENTER Door) Smash: And that's a wrap! (Everyone leaves out the EXIT Door) The End... Splot: Okay Flip, Turn off those lights. Flip: Okay! (turns off the lights, tries to get out the door but can't) The Voice: You think you can escape me, Flip The Loner and Splot the Ink Blot? YOU WON'T!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am..... (TV goes static) The Real End? |
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