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Why should someone go out with me?

I recently met a young woman at a party with whom I immediately fell madly in lust. She didn't react quite the same way, but neither did she reject me out of hand. I began sending her email messages each day containing 10 reasons she should go out with me.

It didn't work out between us, due mainly to my social ineptness, but gave me the idea to try to continue the reasons. I based many of the original items on the famous list "Top 118 Reasons Why Tamara Should Go Out With Rob". Some of those reasons didn't apply to me, so I removed them, and added many more of my own.
Dale

Here is the list so far:

  1. If you let me take you to dinner, you get free food.
  2. I give good back rubs.
  3. I have not been indicted in the Whitewater hearings.
  4. I'm a good listener.
  5. It's more fun than hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
  6. I have my own razor (actually 2).
  7. I have never broken into a bear's home and eaten all his porridge.
  8. I have no communicable diseases.
  9. You might actually enjoy it.
  10. I always resist the urge to poke sharp objects into my ear on the first date.
  11. I didn't shoot J.R.
  12. I am persistent.
  13. As of yet, I have never overlooked the importance of regular, continuous breathing.
  14. I can usually eat spaghetti without getting sauce on my shirt.
  15. I have never pulled the football away from Charlie Brown
  16. My shoelaces are hardly ever untied.
  17. I only tie women up and spank them when they ask me to.
  18. The rumors of my involvement in the Chernobyl crisis are mostly unfounded.
  19. I can, at the touch of a button, have a pizza delivered to me in 30 minutes or less.
  20. Cats seem to like me.
  21. I don't cry over spilled milk.
  22. I give foot rubs when asked.
  23. I have never locked myself in a car.
  24. I would never smoke nor drink while pregnant.
  25. I'm really a nice person once you get to know me.
  26. You've probably never gone out with a man who wears skirts.
  27. I am an accomplished TV-avoider.
  28. Would you want to be known throughout history as "the one who let *Dale Miller* get away"?
  29. I like to fly kites.
  30. I am not an alien from another dimension bent on world domination.
  31. I can sympathize with you about how high-heeled shoes feel.
  32. I seldom pick a fight with inanimate objects.
  33. I believe that every person has the potential to become great.
  34. I played no part in the Cuban Missile Crisis.
  35. I feel that reading a good book is an excellent way to spend time.
  36. I won't bore you by talking about my stamp collection.
  37. Unlike Vincent van Gogh, I would never cut off my ear for a woman.
  38. I always remember to use pixie dust when attempting to jump out of a window and fly.
  39. I change my toothbrush when the blue color-bristles go away.
  40. I feel that a relationship can exist without sex if it needs to.
  41. I would never wear black shoes with a blue suit.
  42. I speak 6 languages, English, COBOL, FORTRAN, C, BASIC, and HTML.
  43. You'll forever wonder what you're missing if you don't date me.
  44. I enjoy brushing a woman's hair.
  45. I can recite Dr Suess's "The Lorax" from memory.
  46. I'm not *that* much of an eyesore.
  47. I take a bath at least once a day.
  48. I have not been proven to cause holes in the ozone Layer.
  49. I'm housebroken.
  50. I have been told that I'm good in bed.
  51. Elvis is dead and Bob Saget is married; who's left?
  52. As hard as it may to believe, I have never lost a pole-vault competition.
  53. I have never hit a silver-medallist in the knee with a club.
  54. Stop judging by mere appearances, and make a right judgment. (John 7:24 NIV)
  55. I don't wear white shoes after Labor Day.
  56. I don't turn into a werewolf during a full moon.
  57. I seldom eat crackers in bed.
  58. I am usually able to find Waldo.
  59. I am heterosexual.
  60. I have never committed a violent crime.
  61. I do not make fun of Boutros-Boutros Ghali's name unnecessarily.
  62. My teddy bear wants to meet you.
  63. To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven. (Ecc. 3:1 KJV) Therefore, you will eventually go out with me. *smile*
  64. You haven't had a sufficient dose of strangeness in your life.
  65. I am excellent at compiling purposeless lists.
  66. The possibility exists that I am more fun in person than via computer.
  67. I have never gotten into a tug-of-war with a marine platoon.
  68. I am a better conversationalist than Generalissimo Francisco Franco.
  69. I have never landed a light aircraft on the Whitehouse lawn.
  70. Nor have I landed a light aircraft near the Kremlin.
  71. I am more popular with feminists than Rush Limbaugh.
  72. I believe the rabbit should be given some Trix.
  73. I hardly ever slurp when drinking soup.
  74. I have never mis-used Flubber in order to win a basketball game.
  75. I have never opened fire on a group of unarmed people.
  76. When I wash my nylons, I don't leave them hanging in the bathroom after they're dry.
  77. If you don't like it, I promise to give you a full refund.
  78. My name does not appear in a Judith Krantz novel.
  79. Nobody can heat up a TV dinner better than I can.
  80. I don't use "pet names" for body parts.
  81. I do my own laundry.
  82. So far, I have managed to not decapitate myself.
  83. The voices in my head told me you would like me.
  84. My toothpaste has been shown to be an effective decay preventive dentifrice that can be of significant value when used as directed in a conscientiously applied program of oral hygiene and regular professional care.
  85. I do not drink and drive. (At least not alcohol. Dr. Pepper, maybe.)
  86. You'll never get a collect call from me.
  87. It will be a life-enriching experience.
  88. I have never been captain of, nor been aboard the Exxon Valdez.
  89. My psychic friends said you will.
  90. There is a refreshing absence of monsters under my bed lately.
  91. I have never caused a bunny to tear the buttons off his jacket while he was trying to escape from my garden.
  92. You've probably heard every line in the book... So, what's one more?
  93. I would give up my appendix for the right woman.
  94. My blender has never had a frog in it.
  95. There's no compelling reason why you shouldn't.
  96. No tyrannical system of government is named after me.
  97. I can change a flat tire while wearing a skirt and heels.
  98. I have never passed out on any world leader's front lawn.
  99. I'm smarter than the average bear.
  100. I promise to spend very little of our time together staring at other women.
  101. Just do it!
  102. I recycle my aluminum cans.
  103. I am anxious to find someone to share my hopes, dreams, and wishes with.
  104. I can put a flea collar on a cat without getting bitten.
  105. I seldom get my teeth stuck together when eating a Jolly Rancher candy.
  106. I'm getting fewer and fewer "ice-cream headaches".
  107. I am trustworthy. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  108. I am loyal. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  109. I am helpful. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  110. I am friendly. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  111. I have never chopped down a truffula tree in order to knit a thneed.
  112. I had no part in the extinction of either the dodo or the passenger pigeon.
  113. I have never attempted to dance naked in a Jerry Lewis telethon.
  114. I have never yelled "Fire!" in a crowded theatre.
  115. I am courteous. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  116. I am kind. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  117. I am obedient. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  118. I am cheerful. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  119. It's more fun than doing your income taxes.
  120. I have never tried to convince Henny-Penny that the sky is falling.
  121. I understand the difference between their, there, and they're.
  122. I never fly an airplane in conditions under VFR minimums.
  123. I am thrifty. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  124. I am brave. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  125. I am clean. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  126. I am reverent. (re: Boy Scout Handbook - Scout Laws)
  127. I was nowhere near the grassy knoll on November 3rd, 1963.
  128. I think Nancy Drew is a better detective than the Hardy Boys.
  129. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.
  130. I'll supply the chocolate chip cookies.
  131. I have never gambled away a girlfriend in Las Vegas.
  132. I have no plans to give the Pope a wedgie.
  133. I have never been a telemarketer.
  134. I have never put a red shirt in with the whites.
  135. I am faster than an unfired bullet.
  136. I am more powerful than the typical HO scale locomotive.
  137. I can leap tall housecats in a single bound.
  138. I am gainfully employed.
  139. I have never been involved in the shipment of plutonium to Germany.
  140. I check the expiration date on my milk carton.
  141. You know in your heart that it's the right thing to do.
  142. I have never caused a traffic accident because I was fixing my makeup.
  143. I usually remember to take the shell off an egg before eating it.
  144. I have gotten to the Tootsie-roll center of a Tootsie-Pop without biting.
  145. We are of opposite genders in the same species.
  146. Extensive research has proven that I am, indeed, a carbon based life form.
  147. I have never smuggled tinkertoys onto an international flight.
  148. I know all the words to the "Gilligan's Island" theme, but won't sing it unless asked.
  149. I can have it my way at Burger King.
  150. I am hardly ever referred to as 'infernal'.
  151. I use my seat belt.
  152. I'm no worse than most other men, and maybe better than some.
  153. It would make me smile.
  154. It might make you smile too.
  155. I subscribe to the theory that the world is round.
  156. I know the capital of New York.
  157. I usually answer my pages in 30 minutes or less.
  158. I have a pulse.
  159. I have nev
 

 
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