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| Dating trauma- part two: creatures of the night Last time on Muffy…never mind. Read it again if you forgot. I’m wasting my limited writing time. And so continues MEMS… *continuing from the library* E- Muffy where’s Tanner? You haven’t said anything for a good five minutes. J- Yes Muffy, answer us. Time is wasting. M- Well…he kinda got shot… J&E- Oh my god not Tanner! M- by a cupid arrow. J- A cupid arrow? Those are very common around these parts. It’s a demons punishment if they fail a mission, well for some demons. If they fail the their new love mission they are either killed by their masters or they are turned human, and for the most of them either is just as bad. Who did Tanner look at after the arrow shot him? M- Well… Manya. E- WHAT! THAT BITCH! HE ONLY KISSED HER RIGHT? JUST ONE KISS? J- The arrow only lasts for half a minute, then if it’s meant to be they will, um, continue the fiasco. E- So that means they only kissed once! M- Well, if you count making out in front of an ice cream shop one kiss, sure! E- THAT BITCH! I’M GONNA KICK HER ASS! (she storms out of the room cursing and then runs all the way to the ice cream parlor) E-That bitch I’m gonna get her the little slut is gonna pay that whore…(she stops in front of the ice cream shop and it’s empty with a closed sign hanging in the window. She turns around and runs towards the graveyard and enters a solemn and damp crypt. Inside you see the shadow of a man sitting down and casting stones at a wall. He, suddenly aware of the new presence, jumps up and twirls around.) Polo-I would hardly consider myself to twirl, more of a ferocious and scary as hell circling movement. (whatever) P- Well aren’t we not the smartest in the world, intruding a vampires home is sorta a death wish, isn’t it? E- shut up Polo, I need your help. P- Ouch, after those harsh words I don’t know if I should help you. I wouldn’t mind eating you though. (he approaches her slowly and stops when she takes a crucifix necklace from under her shirt.) E- I have a deal for you Polo, you kill a demon for me and I’ll give you a nice, teenage boy treat. P- You obviously don’t understand the way we work, hun. Let me make a deal with you. How about I do this instead! (swiftly he jumps behind Ember and holds her by his strong arms. He takes her necklace off and throws it across the room) P- you really thought that would stop me? A little thing like that? You’ve got another thing coming sugar.(and with that he bites her neck and starts creating a new creature of the night. Then he puts her into the stone coffin in the crypt and covers her with dirt, eagerly awaiting the transformation.) * At the library* M- I wonder what’s taking Ember so long. She better not be doing anything stupid. J- Well I think T-(he enters the room, interrupting Jillian in mid sentence) I’m back! I’m back! M- Did you see Emb- B- Why did you make me run all the way here? M- Oh my god you brought her here? What if Ember was here? Huh? B- Ember is a dumb blonde, who cares? M- I didn’t ask for your opinion, did I? B- Well I thought you would appreciate my opinion but apparently you don’t. M- No I don’t and in fact… T- You guys stop! Where’s Ember? M- That’s a good question, and I’d like to ask you the same thing. T- Why ask me? M- Well she went looking for you and your new, ah hum, "girlfriend". T- I haven’t seen her at all tonight. M- Well we know she is not the smartest person, so where did she go? J- She was mad so maybe she went to look for Tanner and Manya at the ice cream shop, and they weren’t there so she must have went somewhere else after that B- Why do you want to find Ember anyway? J&M- Shut up Manya! T- I’m sorry but I can’t let you talk to her like that. B- Yeah! M- If Tanner weren’t protecting you, you would have been dead by now. That means I would have killed you…KILLED YOU GOOD!! DIE!!! AHHHHH!! (Jillian holds her back by the waist. Then after a while Muffy slowly calms down.) J- Why am I always interrupted? Where is the shop located? T- 32 Cobblestone Street near M&T&J- the graveyard! She must have went there! B- Why would she go there? T- Well she hates me right? So she must want revenge. M- And she is too dumb to think up a plot herself. J- So she must have went to the only other person she knows that might help and is very, very evil! T- Polo…we have to find her before he does something to her! (Muffy, Tanner and Manya leave while Jillian isn’t looking.) J- where’d you go? Why am I always left out? So sad, so alone, so emotional… *At the graveyard* Muffy, as usual, storms into the crypt, the others following. She walks right up to Polo and holds him up against the wall by hie collar. M- Where’s Ember. Unless you want to play pin the stake in the vampire heart. P- Oh yeah, she came here. Looking for revenge of some sort. I turned her away, she left and haven’t seen her since. Why? T- What do you think? P- Is that you Manya? (Muffy puts Polo down.) T- Manya you know Polo? B- What! I got around as a demon! So humanise me! Geez! T- You kissed him?!?! M- What’s wrong with that!?!? B- Muffy! You kissed Polo?!?! P- Just once! It’s nothing! T- That’s why you never kill him!! M- Yeah well you kissed Manya! P- Manya! You kissed Tanner!?!? B- Well what are you gonna do about it? M- This will give me nightmare for the rest of my life… why are we here again? T- Ember! Where is she? Tell me Polo, where did she go? P- all she said was that she was going somewhere where she can be…peaceful and alone for the day and that she’d be up in time for supper. M- I think you’re hiding something, and don’t think I won’t find out. In fact I’m gonna stay here and search, you guys go inspect the graveyard. T- Whatever Muffy. Polo, you’d better not be lying. P- And if I am. T- I will hunt you down and kill you myself. P- Oooooooooo! Scary! M- Shut up Polo! (she kicks him in the nuts. Tanner and Manya leave.) P- They’re gone. M- Good. (they kiss, makeout…same thing.) M- I should go…now…(kiss goodbye) Bye Polo. (she walks outside.) M- All clean in there! T- Well there’s nothing in here. Where could she be? B- Why don’t we wait? You know, maybe she needs some time Alone to think things through. M- Yeah, let’s just wait until she comes back. There’s no sense in searching the whole town. T- Yeah, let’s just wait And that finishes part two of a TRILOGY!! Didn’t expect that did you? And now to address the EMS Circle aka Evil Monster Slayers Circle. All those who got an e-mail can participate. If you can e-mail me at Error! Bookmark not defined. and tell me who each main character is loosely based on in real life first, you get each story e-mailed to your address before they even come out AND!! Oh my god there’s more!! And one whole dollar! Not a fake one, a real dollar. And for those who I don’t see daily get an I.O.U. for if I ever see you! Here’s the list of the main characters: Muffy Ember Tanner Jillian Polo & Manya GOOD LUCK!! And if you don’t do this I’m giving you something other then luck!! |
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