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| Yo momma so stupid I told her to take the 4train and she took the 2train twice! - Ninajc yo mama is so fat last time she saw 90210 was on the scale - crazy legs yo mama is so fat she uses a vcr as a beeper - crazy legs yo mama is so dirty when the colonel yelled hit the dirt everyone punched yo mama - crazy legs Your mama is so dumb she need's a tutor to read lips . - FCOCONUT Yo Mamma's so dumb she triped over a cordless phone! - Mario15013 yo mama so dum she thought taco bell was a phone company in mexico - RasJas125 Yo Momma is so old, i told her to act her age and she Died! yo mama is so ugly she stuck her head out a car window and got arrested for mooning Your mother is so ugly, when she moved into her new apartment the neighbors chipped in to buy her a curtain! You were SO ugly at birth, your parents named you SH*T HAppens yo mamma's armpit is so hairy, she look like she got Don King in a head lock. - Smrtboy913 Yo mom's smells so bad, she went to Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border. yo momma so hairy...u almost died of carpet burns when u were born ur momma so stupid she went to Gap to fix her teeth Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!! yo mama so fat whene her water broke people yelled TITAL WAVE! - WABJAXBCH Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!! yo mamma so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales started singing "we are family, I got all my sister with me....." YO MAMA SOOO HAIRY, BIGFOOT TAKES PICTURES OF HER! Your Mom is so nasty, When i asked what's for dinner, She lifted up her feet and said "CORN"! Yo Momma is so dumb, she got Stabbed in a shootout! Your Momma is so fat, She bungee jump and fell straight to Hell. YOUR MAMA SOOO FAT SHE DID A BACK FLIP AND KICKED JESUS IN DA CHIN Yo Momma is so fat and old, When God said "Let There be Light",He Told her to move her fat ass out of the way Yo Momma is so ugly.. They use her face for gorrila cookies YO MOMMA is so Stupid, She went to a 99 cents only store and ask how much? Yo Momma is so short.. When she jumped off the curb.. she Died! Your Momma is so horny.. When she gave birth to you, she kept pushing you in and out youR mOmma iS so ugLY..shE maDe bLind kiDs cRy Your Momma ain't got no legs and she's talking about.."Let's go Kick It" YO MAMA SO OLD I SLAPPED HER BACK AND HER Breast FELL OFF YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE FELL UP THE STAIRS Yo Momma so Fat, She put on Guess Jean and squeezed an answer out. Yo Momma teeth is so yellow, When God said "let there Be light" She smile Yo mama's so stupid she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate" - MM Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck. - MM your mammas so dumb she tried to kill a fish by drowning it. - Chris C. Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction! - Chi Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN" - Chi Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy" - Chi Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Green Peace threw her in! - Chi Yo momma so fat she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to get the f*ck off!!! - Chi Yo momma so fat the animals at the zoo feeds her. - Chi Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up! - Chi Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too! - Chi Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock. - Chi Yo momma so funky her Sure deodorant is now confused! - Chi Yo momma so funky she made right guard turn left. - Chi Yo momma so old her social security number is 1! - Chi Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. - Chi Yo momma so slutty she swims after troop ships! - Chi Yo momma so stupid she called the cocaine hot-line to order some. - Chi Yo momma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back. - Chi Yo momma so ugly even ALIEN face huggers run away from her! - Chi Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! - Chi Yo momma so ugly her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her. - Chi Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween. - Chi Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry! - Chi Yo momma so ugly when she goes to the beach, the tide won't come in! - |
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