helllllllllo.....i am mary and these are my cool nicknames :
Don't like my attitude? Call 1800-KISS-MY-ASS
1.Fire Fire ! Go Call Fire Dept.
2.Cool Man ! But Dont Get Freeze
3.Out of my mind. Back in five minutes
4.Unite against togetherness!
5.Reality Sucks! I’m Gonna Keep On Dreamin
6.If your name was homework, I'd be doing you on my desk right now...
7.No fear! (NAME) is here!
8.I Don’t Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me
9.Life's a bitch. Be its pimp
10.I'm better than normal, I'm abnormal!
11.A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts
12.Save a tree, eat a beaver
13.By the time you read this, you've already read it
14.Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
15.Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it a hundred times
16.I don't curse, drink and smoke. H*ly shit! My cigarette fell in my glass of beer!
17.Dont steal, the government hates competition
18.If you hate me, i love you too. It ain't my fault i'm better than you
19.Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
20.Save a horse, ride a Cowboy!
21.The higher you are, the farther you fall
22.Intelligence could be instinct which has it at the wrong end
23.When life hands you a lemon, break out the tequila and the salt!
24.What is arrogance? Thinking you can compete with me!
25.I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?
26.Not me, not now, maybe later...
27.Life's a beach... Surf it up!
28.Trying is the first step towards failure
29.I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot
3o.If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
31.Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but milk do?
32.Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone
33.I'm more drunk than a three-legged chicken on a wet patch of ice!
34.When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better
35.To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all life's problems
36.WaNnA PLaY ArMy?? ... Ok! SiT BaCk AnD i'LL BLoW ThE HeLL OuT oF YoU!
37.I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
38.I love work; it fascinates me; I can sit and watch it for hours
39.Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question
4o.Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
41.There are no stupid questions, just stupid people
42.Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
43.When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?
44.Gravity always wins
45.The easiest way to avoid a hangover is to just stay drunk
46.There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
47.I'm not an alcoholic. I am a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings
48.Buy land, they have quit making it!
49.Don't judge a man by his boxers, it's what's inside that counts
50.I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it
51.Eat healthy, exercise more, still die
52.Politicians prefer unarmed peasants
53.Time is what keeps things from happening all at once
54.Women/Men who seek to be equal with men/women lack ambition
55.What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?
56.Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too..
57.Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink
58.Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me
59.Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most
60.If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws
61.I don't have to be careful, I've got a gun
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