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| How can you be an asshole? |
Being an asshole doesn't come naturally. Usually it is in your genes and you just have to use it right. Everyone can be an asshole...some are better than others. I happen to be the best and that's why I am here to help you become a bigger asshole.
There are many different ways to approach being an asshole. So many it would be impossible for me to name them all. So what I am going to do is name some techniques that work well for me.
1.) Happy Asshole - This usually works the absolute best! People hate it when they see people having fun when they aren't. If you use things like it's not polite to"..." or it's not very nice when you "..."
2.) Annoying Asshole - This works good most the time. People absolutly hate annoying people. Think about someone or something that annoys you...doesn't it just piss you off? What you need to do is find out what will annoy the person and do it over and over and over again. A bit childish but I garantee that after a while it will work.
3.) Contredicting Asshole - This one is really fun to mess with. I always get some good laugh's outta this one. What you do is contredict everything someone says. Sarcasm is the best target! Like if you ask someone who they are talking to, and they sarcastically say..."The walls" Go on and on for a half hour about how retarded people and idiots talk to walls and how gay he sounds talking to walls. Whenever they start to talk tell them that the walls don't wanna hear it. This is a garanteed winner and you will get a lot of laugh's!
4.) Plain Asshole - This one is really original and used the most. People will talk about family members, tell people they are gay, call them names, or whatever they have to do. It is really plain so I suggest spicing it up a little... |
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