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This one is really fun to mess with. I always get some good laugh's outta this one. What you do is contredict everything someone says. Sarcasm is the best target! This is a garanteed winner and you will get a lot of laugh's! Example: One day is one of my classes I overheard someone talking so I asked... "Who the hell are you talking to??" He said sarcasticly... "The walls..." "Why the hell would you talk to the god damn wall??" "I'm not talking to the walls!" "Then why did you just say you were talking to the walls? People don't just say they talk to walls for no reason unless they got some serious mental problems..." "I was being sarcastic" "Why the hell would you try to be sarcastic you idiot? I asked you a simple question and you had to go and be sarcastic!" "Damn man, shut up it's not that big of a deal. I wasn't even talking to you." "Yeah, you were talking to the fucking wall idiot." "No I wasn't!" ::Now I am starting to use the annoying technique along with the plain asshole technique.:: "Then why did you say it??" "I told you it was sarcasm!" "Well don't use sarcasm with me you little bitch" Just keep it going as long as you can for best results. Also, be sure to throw in some other techniques. Like the plain asshole technique and annoying technique. Those are great to play with. |
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