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This works good most the time. People absolutly hate annoying people. Think about someone or something that annoys you...doesn't it just piss you off? What you need to do is find out what will annoy the person and do it over and over and over again. A bit childish but I garantee that after a while it will work. Example: While looking straight at the ground to someone say... "Hey! You see that?!" "What?" "That, over there" "Over where?" "There!" "Where?!" "Hurry up look at it or it will be gone!" "Look at what?!!!" "That!!" "WHAT!!!" "It's over there!!" "Over where???" "There!!" Continue doing this as long as you can Example 2: If someone asks you for a pencil for example...toy with them... "Hey can I borrow a pencil?" "A what?" "Pencil" "what do you say?" "Please" "Please what?" "Please can I borrow a pencil?" "Why?" "So I can write!" "Write with what?" "A pencil!!!" "What about a pencil?" "Please can I borrow a pencil so I can write with it?!!" "When?" "Now!!!" "What about now??" "Please can I borrow a pencil right now so I can write with it?!" "Ohh!!! Why didn't you say so?? Hold on let me check..." :::Look for one for 10 minutes and finally tell them that you can't find one. If they ask for a pen repeat the process::: Use this technique with The happy asshole technique and contrediction asshole technique. |
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