CHAPTER ONE
 RACHEL
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CHAPTER TWENTY EIGHT
ZIGGY IN THE SWAMP
CHAPTER TWENTY EIGHT
INTRODUCTION
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| Alcohol and drug abuse, perverted sexual shenanigans and eerie religious cults among birds. It's all revealed in this daring expose. It's about time someone had the guts to spill the beans on these little sneaks. |
Most people think that birds are just happy-go-lucky little feathery critters that flit about all day, singing and whistling, having a gay old time without a care in the world. But, have you ever thought about what happens to our little friends when a tornado rages across the land? What do they do when the loggers come through, raping the forests, destroying their homes? And cropdusters...what happens when birds get a good dose of pesticide or herbicide? Besides these traumas, how about those poor souls who become addicted to alcohol and drugs? Can they check into a rehab tree and take the cure?
You'll learn the answers to these questions, and more, in this daring expose.
You'll learn about Willie and Rachel Warbler and how they were separated during a raging tornado. You'll read about their many misadventures as they search for each other.
You'll meet Tommy Thrush, Dr. Sigmund "Ziggy" Seagull, Alvin Albatross, Ned Nuthatch, Bob and Betty Bunting (an Amish-Bird couple) Cathy Catbird, Ralphine and Paulette (a lesbian-bird couple) and other colorful characters in this 110,000 word adult novel.
This is a story of love, hate, jealousy, envy, greed, rage, black(bird)mail and even murder in the underbelly of bird society.
Once you've read this 'page-turner' you'll never look at birds from the same prospective again.
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