Okey doke...here's some prank calls you can do!!!
***THE SURVEY****
Okay, so u call someone, and then when they answer you say, "Hi there, this is (someone-make it a professional name, like Margaret, or Heather) from the (whatever town u live in) Lions Club, would u B willing to take a short survey?" If they say yes, which they probably will, say random stuff like, "Do you have more than three children" and "Is there more than 2 can openers in your household" and then if they answer yes or no to all that, say thank u, and hang up. Then call back (or not hang up and have a long pause) and say, "The Lions Club has identified u as a (princess, white trash junkie, constipated weasel) Thank you, have a great day."
***THE FAST FOOD PRANK***
call someone and say "Hi, dis boobie from Mcdonash (Or some other fast food place, and have a lisp or some other mentally retarted tic) and ur chicken friesh are reshy. Pleesh come to pick shem up at around, oh..................well, I call u back when I done trapping de roashes around dis joint!" and then call them back after like 5 min. and say, "I caught 26 roashes! Iss my lucky day! I get paid $10 today! thash 1 more dollar than yesherday! Oh, by the way, u can come pick up your chicken friesh now."
***THE NAIL SALON***
call a nail salon, and say, I'd like to make an appointment for tomorrow at ___ o' clock, and I'd like to get a full set. Wait, could u call 2 remind me? (they'll say yes, trust me) and then say the name of some1 u dislike or want to prank, and give their phone #! This works so great on guys!!!!!
***JENNY, I'M FAT!!!***
call 1-800-99-JENNY and start sobbing, and say, "I'm fat as a cow!!!! I want to lose 413 pounds NOW!!!!! HELP ME PLEASE!!!" and they'll probably say something like "do u want us to set up a consultation?" or something and u say "YES!!!!!" and then start heaving and puffing and say, "I THINK I'M GONNA DIE OF A HEART ATTACK! WHOAH, NELLY, HELP ME LORD OH JESUS HELP ME I THINK I"M GONNA PA-" and then hang up.
***THE BUSINESS PRANK***
look up a business, and call & say, "Yes, do u sell toenail clippings at your establishment?" Sound official! Ad they'll say NO and then say, "Crap it , I need some! I just clipped my last toe clean off I was so uptight about not having any!!!" and then they'll either hang up or say, "uhhh" and then say, "Oh, I guess I'll just have to go borrow some from the next door neighbor." And hang up.
***CHUCK E. CHEEZY***
call some place with a ball pit like Taco Bell or Chuck E cheeses and say, "Yes, some child attacked me while I was playing in the ball pit and accidentally made me lose my shoe!!! It's still in there!!!" They'll go look 4 it guarunteed!
***GRANDMA***
call people until you find an old lady and then say "grandma?" They'll say "Yes, honey," then say, "OKAY! I know what i want for my birthday! I want a BarbiejeepthatgoesVRROOOM!Andiwantaponyandateacupandacanopener-" And then say, "HEY, wait a minute, you don't sound like my Grandma! My grandma is usually hyperventilating by this time of day! Darn it, I want my grandma! You're not her!" Start crying then hang up.
***RADIO STATION***
call someone and say, "This is (some radio station) and you have just earned a trip to HAWAII!!!! If you can answer this question...(ask some retarted question, like " Are you a blonde? or How many fingers are on a normal person's hand?) and then say "Congrats! Pack your bags and start walking!" |
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