facts, tips 'n' quotes ...

1. My imaginary friend thinks you've got some serious issues.
2. Your just jealous because the voices only speak to me.
3. When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout
4. Why be difficult when with some effort you can be impossible.
5. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are up to.
6. HUMPTY DUMPTY WAS PUSHED !!!
7. I'm an angel, honest, the horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
8. If I throw a stick will you leave ?
9. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy very minute of it.
10. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.
11. Nothing is illegal until you get caught.
12. He who laughs lasts think the slowest.
13. Death is life's way of telling you - you fired !
14. It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you !
15. I would tell you to go to hell but all dogs go to heaven.
16. Someone told me to get a life but im not sure where to download that from ?
17. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
18. You have the right to remain silent. anything you do say will be
turned around and used agenst you.
19. Anger is a condition which the tongue works faster than the mind.
20. Il be nicer, when you get smarter, look like im going to be nasty forever.