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Person: Waiter I wont eat this food get the manager
Waiter: That wont help he wont eat it either
Captain: Does anyone know how to pray
Person: I do
Captain: Good everyone elese put on these life jackets because we're one short
Piolt: Piolt to tower we'er at 600 ft and we'er out of gas
Tower: Tower to Piolt repeat after me Our Father...
Student: I don't deserve this zero on the test
Teacher: I know zero is the lowest score I can give you
I was walking down the street and I saw a man with one ear on the ground he said " red big truck heavy load" I said you could figure all that out with one ear on the ground? He said no thats the truck that just hit me.
Q.Whats in a burger?
A.Chesse and a burger
A man is geting a hair cut and and a buitiful Women walked in the man said will you go on a date with me? The Women said I'm married you will have to ask my husband he said ok who's your husband? He's the person cutting your hair. |
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