A- Alcohol: The Key to surviving college
B- Beer: It's what's for dinner.
C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party.
D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic.
E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party.
F- Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out.
G- Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beer.
H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank.
I- IA: The Klan that really knows how to drink alcohol.
J- Jail: Where'll you'll end up after trying to drink alcohol.
K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers.
L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol.
M- Money: That which you no longer have due to too much drinking.
N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know.
O- Oh shit!: What you say as you're falling down the stairs.
P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer.
Q- Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning, YUCK!
R- Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet.
S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk.
T- Twenty-Four: The number of beers it takes ME to get drunk.
U- Underage: Most of the drinking popluation in college town.
V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello.
W- Worm: The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god.
X- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it.
Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end.
Z- Zima: Zomething different.
