What's the difference between George W. Bush and the New York Giants?
Nobody thinks the Giants won.
What major goal does George W. Bush still dream of accomplishing?
Being elected president.
How do you tell the first Bush administration from the second Bush administration?
This time the stupid one's in charge.
What's the difference between George W. Bush and Koko, the gorilla who understands approximately 2,000 words of spoken English?
Nobody thinks Koko is president.
What's the difference between George W. Bush and Mussolini?
Mussolini was elected.
What's the difference between the United States and a banana republic?
Bananas don't usually grow here.
What's the difference between the United States of America and a circus?
The clowns don't run the circus.
What do you call Bush voters who aren't millionaires?
Suckers.
What does the downfall of the Republican party have in common with the letter X?
It's what comes after W.
Did you hear Laura Bush is pregnant?
Yeah. Dubya thought the Secret Service was adequate protection.
Why is Bush taking an aggressive stand against China?
He’s not going to let them pull a Pearl Harbor on us again.
What’s the difference between Florida and South Africa?
Black people can vote in South Africa now.
If Papa Bush and Dubya starred in a major motion picture together, what would it be called?
Dumb & Dumber
Why is 2001 like 1991?
There's a Bush in the White House and we're going into a recession.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
The President of the United States
What's the difference between George W. Bush and a really ugly house?
The house is a residential embarrassment.
Why would it be bad if Dick Cheney died?
We wouldn't have a president.
George W. Bush has become known for giving light-hearted nicknames to members of Congress and other government officials. What's their light-hearted nickname for him?
"Mr. President"
What do George W. and Laura Bush have in common?
They're both widely believed to have blown a little dope.
How long does it take George W. Bush to read a book?
No one knows--it hasn't happened yet.
